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Clean your cat and clean your toilet

Posted 03.17.2004 by Dave
Jennifer sent in these detailed instructions on how to do two annoying chores at once. A little bit of Googling has taught me that it's all over the Internet; however, I've never seen it before. If anyone knows where it came from originally, let me know so I can give appropriate credit.


TOILET CLEANING

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far back as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!
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Anonymous Coward -- 03.17.2004

Martha Stewart couldn't have said it better.
For best results, use a Siamese cat. The "spin" is stronger, though the noise can be unbarable. Bring ear plugs.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.17.2004

Martha Stewart couldn't have said it better.
For best results, use a Siamese cat. The "spin" is stronger, though the noise can be unbarable. Bring ear plugs.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.17.2004

or persianto buff to a bright shine

Anonymous Coward -- 03.17.2004

or persianto buff to a bright shine

healthy 1 (1427) -- 11.17.2006

Ha ha ha ha, Very funny, but I love my cat too much to do that to him.

I think I'll stick to the good old toilet brush for now.
_______
A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Anonymous Custard (not verified) -- 11.18.2006

or Persianto buff to a bright calico... I'll get it right...give me a moment...you're gonna love it....very funny...persianto...or something like that...

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