With a big animated American flag on the top of their site to remind you that spy gadgets are the American Way,
Shomer-Tec presents
The Brief Safe, a pair of underwear with two surprises: a giant brown skidmark on the back, and a secret hidden pocket in the front.
"Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with VelcroŽ closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them."
It's genius, isn't it?