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Keep your valuables safe in your skiddy underwear

Posted 04.06.2004 by Dave
With a big animated American flag on the top of their site to remind you that spy gadgets are the American Way, Shomer-Tec presents The Brief Safe, a pair of underwear with two surprises: a giant brown skidmark on the back, and a secret hidden pocket in the front.

"Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with VelcroŽ closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them."

It's genius, isn't it?
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

I like it!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

I like it!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

why should i waste money on those briefs when i can use my own briefs instead?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

why should i waste money on those briefs when i can use my own briefs instead?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

It worked for my dad in the sixties. He kept his dope in his shitty drawers and the cop was too squeamish to search them.

Now create a wallet that is shaped like a used Kotex and you've got a money-maker!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

It worked for my dad in the sixties. He kept his dope in his shitty drawers and the cop was too squeamish to search them.

Now create a wallet that is shaped like a used Kotex and you've got a money-maker!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

Yeah, that used tampon sounds like a brilliant device.

I have seen other methods like this:
1. An RC Cola can where the whole top unscrews to hide stuff.
2. A pile of dog crap with a hole and fastener in the bottom. This is used to hide house keys.
3. A casting of a leaking ketchup bottle. This is used to make people leave your seat alone, or ignore whatever is undr it.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

Yeah, that used tampon sounds like a brilliant device.

I have seen other methods like this:
1. An RC Cola can where the whole top unscrews to hide stuff.
2. A pile of dog crap with a hole and fastener in the bottom. This is used to hide house keys.
3. A casting of a leaking ketchup bottle. This is used to make people leave your seat alone, or ignore whatever is undr it.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

I've been searching all over the place for one of those dog poop key-hiders!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.06.2004

I've been searching all over the place for one of those dog poop key-hiders!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.07.2004

It's not quite the same thing, but back in 10/01, certain political events caused me to grow very paranoid. I bought an old encyclopedia, hollowed out the inside, and hid my stash of Cipro in it -- at the time, the most logical thing to do in the face of an imminent mass-casualty anthrax attack.

I'm not so paranoid anymore.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.07.2004

It's not quite the same thing, but back in 10/01, certain political events caused me to grow very paranoid. I bought an old encyclopedia, hollowed out the inside, and hid my stash of Cipro in it -- at the time, the most logical thing to do in the face of an imminent mass-casualty anthrax attack.

I'm not so paranoid anymore.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.07.2004

from the looks of this site i'd say some people might just pick them up, smell them, lick them, take them home and smoke them.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.07.2004

from the looks of this site i'd say some people might just pick them up, smell them, lick them, take them home and smoke them.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.08.2004

What is the skid on that product made from? I hope it's brown dye, and not professional ass production direct from the manufacturer.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.08.2004

What is the skid on that product made from? I hope it's brown dye, and not professional ass production direct from the manufacturer.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.08.2004

You don't need a used Kotex or Tampax. Just hide stuff in the box they come in. Guys won't ever look in there ;-)

Anonymous Coward -- 04.08.2004

You don't need a used Kotex or Tampax. Just hide stuff in the box they come in. Guys won't ever look in there ;-)

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