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Meet the man that trains bathroom attendants

Posted 04.15.2004 by Dave
I hate bathroom attendants. I despise them. Here are a few reasons:

1) They watch you pee. Or, at least, you think they're watching, so it's harder to pee. You can't pee with an audience.

2) They force you to make a big show of washing your hands. They stand there hovering while you wash, soap and towel at the ready, observing with silent reproach whether or not you have made your hands clean enough to perform surgery.

3) You have to pay them.

The Cincinnati Post has an interview with Chazz Ward, a man who started a company that trains bathroom attendants. He's the guy responsible.

"We don't have what I call 'commission breath' where we're always trying to get that tip," said Ward, 32, a former Marine and sales representative-turned-entrepreneur. "We're basically there to make people feel like a king -- or queen -- for that short period of time."

It doesn't make me feel like a king. It makes me feel poor and cheap, because I'm too poor and too cheap to want to tip the guy. Granted, I appreciate having a pair of eyes and ears (and a nose, I guess) in the bathroom to ensure it stays clean and usable. But still. I don't like it. I never will.
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Anonymous Coward -- 04.16.2004

Man, I also dread bathroom attendants. This is one time where I think the big stores do it right. Have them in ONLY when something needs cleaning.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.16.2004

Man, I also dread bathroom attendants. This is one time where I think the big stores do it right. Have them in ONLY when something needs cleaning.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.18.2004

After reading your post regarding restroom attendants, and The Cincinnati Post article, it's obvious to me the lack of knowledge and respect that you have either for yourself, or that type of service. This man, Chazz Ward, seems to be very "in-tune" with his buisness and the needs of the public. It's obvious that he also cares about the image his buisness reflects in the public eye. Having frequented many fine dining establishments and high volume nightclubs throughout the world, I have found his attendants to be the most personable and respectful. I believe that some people do not feel they are worthy of such fine treatment. Too cheap to tip for good service? My advice... Get a better job to make more money, or get a better attitude. You can choose to do one of the two directly after reading this!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.18.2004

After reading your post regarding restroom attendants, and The Cincinnati Post article, it's obvious to me the lack of knowledge and respect that you have either for yourself, or that type of service. This man, Chazz Ward, seems to be very "in-tune" with his buisness and the needs of the public. It's obvious that he also cares about the image his buisness reflects in the public eye. Having frequented many fine dining establishments and high volume nightclubs throughout the world, I have found his attendants to be the most personable and respectful. I believe that some people do not feel they are worthy of such fine treatment. Too cheap to tip for good service? My advice... Get a better job to make more money, or get a better attitude. You can choose to do one of the two directly after reading this!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.18.2004

"Get a better job." Oh, is it just that easy??? Man, I've been wasting my life trying desparately to save money and make ends meet. I should just go get a better job!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.18.2004

"Get a better job." Oh, is it just that easy??? Man, I've been wasting my life trying desparately to save money and make ends meet. I should just go get a better job!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.19.2004

Holy shit, that guy lives in my neck of the woods. I'm so ashamed of my city now. The guys I've made fun of countless times were trained by a fellow Queen City Buckeye. I hang my head in shame. Next time I'm approached in the bathroom at Gillian's I'll know who to blame. Damn you Chazz!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.19.2004

Holy shit, that guy lives in my neck of the woods. I'm so ashamed of my city now. The guys I've made fun of countless times were trained by a fellow Queen City Buckeye. I hang my head in shame. Next time I'm approached in the bathroom at Gillian's I'll know who to blame. Damn you Chazz!

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