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What is the military use of fake diarrhea?

Posted 04.23.2004 by Dave
Professor Lump sent me this link to Doo Drops, from the Shomer-Tec Law Enforcement and Military Equipment Catalog. Here is the description:

"These “special ingredients” are just what you may need in some “special situations”. Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.

"Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP."
What possible special situations...????
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Anonymous Coward -- 04.23.2004

Here's a few uses:

1. Put it on Dubya's seat in the Oval Office.

2. Stick it in your ex's clean laundry. That, and put Bengay in his jock strap.

3. Stick it on your plate when you are done eating at an expensive restaurant. Call the waiter over and tell him you're food smells like shit. You just got yourself a free meal.

4. Put it in cigarettes and save a life. Believe me, they will NEVER SMOKE AGAIN!

5. In case of a disappointing fart with no plop in a public bathroom, leave this little reminder behind. It just says, "I was here!"

Anonymous Coward -- 04.23.2004

Here's a few uses:

1. Put it on Dubya's seat in the Oval Office.

2. Stick it in your ex's clean laundry. That, and put Bengay in his jock strap.

3. Stick it on your plate when you are done eating at an expensive restaurant. Call the waiter over and tell him you're food smells like shit. You just got yourself a free meal.

4. Put it in cigarettes and save a life. Believe me, they will NEVER SMOKE AGAIN!

5. In case of a disappointing fart with no plop in a public bathroom, leave this little reminder behind. It just says, "I was here!"

Anonymous Coward -- 04.24.2004

1. Use it to empty a room.
2. "Accidently" spill it on somebody you don't like, so people complain about their hygene.
3. If a place has land mines, mark them with stink bombs.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.24.2004

1. Use it to empty a room.
2. "Accidently" spill it on somebody you don't like, so people complain about their hygene.
3. If a place has land mines, mark them with stink bombs.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.24.2004

I think this is from a website that has extreme revenge products.
I agree with Slim Jim Junkie. It's for some type of embarrassment.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.24.2004

I think this is from a website that has extreme revenge products.
I agree with Slim Jim Junkie. It's for some type of embarrassment.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.24.2004

my guess, after thinking about it, was if you want to hide in the bathroom to do spy things that might take longer than a normal shit. You spray this stuff around, so when the evil Commies come in, they smell the squirts and believe that you really were having the runs, instead of hiding microfilm up your rectum or whatever spies do.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.24.2004

my guess, after thinking about it, was if you want to hide in the bathroom to do spy things that might take longer than a normal shit. You spray this stuff around, so when the evil Commies come in, they smell the squirts and believe that you really were having the runs, instead of hiding microfilm up your rectum or whatever spies do.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.26.2004

the shit volcano - put it on filters of cigarettes instead of IN cigarettes ;)

Anonymous Coward -- 04.26.2004

the shit volcano - put it on filters of cigarettes instead of IN cigarettes ;)

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2004

http://www.force-ten.com/revenge1.html

If you go to this link, you see other military crazies

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2004

http://www.force-ten.com/revenge1.html

If you go to this link, you see other military crazies

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