Crapola sent this in:

That P-O-O-P bracelet on eBay was funny. So, of course, I went to eBay to see what other stuff I could flush out.

And here's probably the only item on eBay *ever* with a starting bid of 2 cents! Really! Just 1 hours & 59 minutes to go and you could own this poop item for two cents! I quote:

"Authentic one of a kind Custom Pile. Hand made and artfully painted in the Basement Dook Foundry. Fake dook will guaranteed trick whoever you like (or dislike). Lay one down on the sidewalk on the Main St and watch disgusted pedestrians waltz around the Fake Poop. "Drop one next to the toilet at the next party and watch the patrons flee at the sight of the Foul Ball. "Get your dog in trouble when you take her to yer Mum's house with Fake Dookie. "Pet Dooks are great party fodder and the next great trend. "Pick chicks up at the bar when you chivaralously {sic} remove the Fake Turd from her barstool. "Drop one on the floor at the office and watch Bossman scratch his head at sight of the Famous Custom Pile. "Our Custom Piles are One of a Kind. "NOTE PLEASE!!!!! The Custom Pile pictured in your bid may not necessarily be the one that we send to you!! We will try as close as possible to match your preference. Domestic shipments via first class mail. "No returns on Fake Turds!!!"

Um... my preference??? Hmm, let me think for a minute... What kind of two cent custom-made fake poop/dook/turd would I prefer? I think I'll go meditate on that for now. And maybe call my brother (whom I nicknamed "The Stool Pigeon" when we were kids) and see what he thinks. Maybe we can chip in for a penny apiece and get our Mom a one-of-a-kind Mother's Day gift -- an experience she hasn't had since she changed our poopy diapers many moons ago.

Butt seriously... Happy Mother's Day to all you Moms out there! You're the best!

Love,
Crapola