Imagine a modern society without toilet paper. Imagine regressing one hundred and fifty years in a day, forced to use corn cobs and the Sears Catalog. How is Norway coping?

How would you cope? Pretend there is no toilet paper in your house and you just blew some burrito puree. What do you do? (And the shower is too easy of an answer... better yet, pretend you're at work where you can't take a shower.)