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The Tapeworm

Posted 05.13.2004 by Dave
Dave M (not to be confused with yours truly, or with Dave J) sent in this wondefully illustrated and terrifyingly written story about a man with a tapeworm. As the editor of PoopReport, I thought I've heard them all. I haven't. This story is HORRIFYING.

"There was a shifting inside my guts. Then there was a more sudden, thrashing movement. And that's when I realized my tapeworm was going through its death throes. It squirmed and twisted, spasming – and why didn't the doctor tell me about this part, the bastard?"

What goes in must come out...

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Anonymous Coward -- 05.14.2004

oh my god.
can't say anything else.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.14.2004

Too bad the poor guy han't consulted PooNurse. Then, he would've know what to expect! Hey PooNurse, if you're around... what other kinds of butt worms arethere, and how do you get 'em?

Anonymous Coward -- 05.19.2004

Funny! Gross! Good graphics, too.

jessie123 (19) -- 02.26.2008

can you get tapeworm in the UK???

Great comment! +1 point
prarie doggin (2334) -- 02.26.2008

Yes, but they are referred to as Sir Tapeworm.

Logjam (2460) -- 02.26.2008

You can get tapeworms in the UK, but the English food quickly kills them.

prarie doggin (2334) -- 02.26.2008

Oh, that hurt.

Maggie,

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 02.26.2008

Oh Christ, I dont think I will ever travel abroad again.

That was beyond hideous.

pnuttycorn (269) -- 02.26.2008

Nasty Bastard!!!!!
Not the dude, the worm.
I might have takn a pic w' my phone.

Sir Tapeworm (not verified) -- 02.26.2008

EXCUSE ME?? English food is NOT poisonous.
Nasty Bastard!!!
Not the tapeworm, logjam!

Bilgepump (1752) -- 02.26.2008

No where did LJ state that English food was poisonous, he said it would kill a tapeworm, and it will. The little fucker will die of boredom.

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