Troy Musil in jail... for burglary???

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I just got a call from a reporter who was writing a story about Troy Musil (you know, the Pennsylvania Pants Pooper who we've been trying so hard to save). Turns out he's in jail -- for burglary! (login: info@poopreport.com password: poopreport)



I haven't talked to Troy in about a week and a half, maybe two weeks. Last I heard, he had taken a job at McDonalds and was going to try to pay his $5000 fine month by month. (We've raised over $500 for him.) According to this article, his fine was reduced to $2500 + community service. Well, he didn't show up for his community service, and he didn't pay the fine. So they put out a warrant for his arrest... but he was already in jail for stealing stuff from peoples' garages and cars.



Dang, Troy. Dang.



There are a lot of unanswered questions. Did he steal because he needed money for the fines? Why didn't he pay the fine with the money we raised for him? Will he be returning the money so many of us graciously gave?



Either Troy was driven to desperation by the weight of his fate... or he's just a bad kid. I don't know. I'm going to try to find out which.

44 Comments on "Troy Musil in jail... for burglary???"

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In this economy, who doesn't have to steal to survive?

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I didn't send Troy any money because I'm poor myself after reading that he's in jail for stealing I'm glad I didn't send him anything, I believe people deserve another chance but I also believe ""You play, you pay"

Anonymous's picture
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Troy is a loser. I'm glad I didn't send that human tube steak a nickel.

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what C Everett said.

Anonymous's picture
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Hmmm...hate to say i was right..but i think my post under this story speaks for itself.

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Oh well, another good-hearted attempt to save a loser gone wrong. Nice try Dave.

Anonymous's picture
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Well? I gave money and I don't feel bad.
My karma is on the plus side of this idiot...

Mud...

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Troy Musil, I gave up a dollar and ninety five cents that I had planned to spend on a box of cereal so I could have something to eat before payday, and this is what you do? You piss me off Troy, I felt bad because I had been in a bad position with the law before, obviously you don't appreciate the fact that people care for you.

You're lame and if I ever met you I'd kick your ass.

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P.S. Dave, I think when you find it in your heart, take down the money raised for this guy. It's awesome that you were working so hard to help him, but if this is what happens then he doesn't deserve it.

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I sent Tony $10. Like Mud I look at this as a karma issue. Somewhere I will find a $10 bill or something of good will happen. It's not a big loss. Tony, I wish you well but you are digging your own hole.

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Well, I gave him a buck, but like I said in the comments of the initial report of this: he never deserved shit. This guy nearly contaminated a water supply and believed he should have gotten away with it. Now he's stealing, not paying, and basically skipping out. Dave, did you even talk to this guy before? That's absolute crap that he got so much. Apparantly there are a lot of hard-working, honest people on this site who could have used that $567.

I kinda feel bad trashin' the generous offer but this really steams me. Is the donation link going down now?

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I didn't send anything. I'm cruel and I need my money for college. You know, like food and books and tuition?

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This is what happens when stupid liberals like Dave try to "help" the degenerates of our society. How many times in the original story did Dave claIm "Troy is a good kid caught in a bad situation". Are you SURE about that one now? I prefer the term "douchebag who's getting what he deserves".

The truly sad thing is that people actually gave this shithead over $500 which he DIDN'T EVEN USE TO PAY THE FINE. Congratulations suckers! I hope you all die of stupidity before you even get the chance to vote for Kerry.

Anonymous's picture
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I'm so sad. This not only is just sad, but it looks so bad for our fearless leader because he went out of his way to help the kid.
This makes me sick.

Anonymous's picture
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fuck karma.

my wife is always giving money to panhandlers who claim they need money for food. I know they are really the money to buy crack.
I tell her to go buy the panhandler a hamburger and let him try to get that in his crackpipe.

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I'm with Doniker and C Everett on this one. I fucking hate when people come up to me asking for a fucking handout. I think Troy just proved these douchebags don't use your money for their cause. I'm glad I didn't give this fucktard any money, but it ticks me off to know that he burned some fellow Poopreporters out of their cash.

Fuck you Troy Musil. I hope bubba crams your ass so hard in prison, you'll be shitting into a plastic bag the rest of your life. Congrats, you just went to jail for shitting your pants.

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Karma works. I had a female friend visit me unexpectedly this weekend. Three free meals and four sessions of adult congress later and I owe it all to the $10 sent to Tony Musil.

Anonymous's picture
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yea right Chuck. even if you didn't send the 10 you still would have banged that slut.

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Doniker, don't ruin the moment for me. Her visit was a pleasant surprise. Thank goodness for her employer's per diem meal allowance. Karma or not my benefits received surpassed the $10 sent to the convict's cause. After so many dates and meals bought, it is nice to be on someone else's dime. Too bad Mr. Musil doesn't see the big picture.

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You know, if he's that young, he probably will get hammered in the pen. I'm going to find him in the Pennsylvania inmate search. I have friends in there. Yes I do.

Anonymous's picture
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Troy is great...for me to poop on!

Anonymous's picture
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Geesh....is the Poop community getting mean or what? Lighten up people. Have yourself a nice sit and get rid of the anger. Bring back the poop love!

Amen

Anonymous's picture
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In this economy, who doesn't have to steal to survive?

Anonymous's picture
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I didn't send Troy any money because I'm poor myself after reading that he's in jail for stealing I'm glad I didn't send him anything, I believe people deserve another chance but I also believe ""You play, you pay"

Anonymous's picture
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Troy is a loser. I'm glad I didn't send that human tube steak a nickel.

Anonymous's picture
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what C Everett said.

Anonymous's picture
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Hmmm...hate to say i was right..but i think my post under this story speaks for itself.

Anonymous's picture
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Oh well, another good-hearted attempt to save a loser gone wrong. Nice try Dave.

Anonymous's picture
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Well? I gave money and I don't feel bad.
My karma is on the plus side of this idiot...

Mud...

Anonymous's picture
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Troy Musil, I gave up a dollar and ninety five cents that I had planned to spend on a box of cereal so I could have something to eat before payday, and this is what you do? You piss me off Troy, I felt bad because I had been in a bad position with the law before, obviously you don't appreciate the fact that people care for you.

You're lame and if I ever met you I'd kick your ass.

Anonymous's picture
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P.S. Dave, I think when you find it in your heart, take down the money raised for this guy. It's awesome that you were working so hard to help him, but if this is what happens then he doesn't deserve it.

Anonymous's picture
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I sent Tony $10. Like Mud I look at this as a karma issue. Somewhere I will find a $10 bill or something of good will happen. It's not a big loss. Tony, I wish you well but you are digging your own hole.

Anonymous's picture
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Well, I gave him a buck, but like I said in the comments of the initial report of this: he never deserved shit. This guy nearly contaminated a water supply and believed he should have gotten away with it. Now he's stealing, not paying, and basically skipping out. Dave, did you even talk to this guy before? That's absolute crap that he got so much. Apparantly there are a lot of hard-working, honest people on this site who could have used that $567.

I kinda feel bad trashin' the generous offer but this really steams me. Is the donation link going down now?

Anonymous's picture
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I didn't send anything. I'm cruel and I need my money for college. You know, like food and books and tuition?

Anonymous's picture
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This is what happens when stupid liberals like Dave try to "help" the degenerates of our society. How many times in the original story did Dave claIm "Troy is a good kid caught in a bad situation". Are you SURE about that one now? I prefer the term "douchebag who's getting what he deserves".

The truly sad thing is that people actually gave this shithead over $500 which he DIDN'T EVEN USE TO PAY THE FINE. Congratulations suckers! I hope you all die of stupidity before you even get the chance to vote for Kerry.

Anonymous's picture
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I'm so sad. This not only is just sad, but it looks so bad for our fearless leader because he went out of his way to help the kid.
This makes me sick.

Anonymous's picture
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fuck karma.

my wife is always giving money to panhandlers who claim they need money for food. I know they are really the money to buy crack.
I tell her to go buy the panhandler a hamburger and let him try to get that in his crackpipe.

Anonymous's picture
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I'm with Doniker and C Everett on this one. I fucking hate when people come up to me asking for a fucking handout. I think Troy just proved these douchebags don't use your money for their cause. I'm glad I didn't give this fucktard any money, but it ticks me off to know that he burned some fellow Poopreporters out of their cash.

Fuck you Troy Musil. I hope bubba crams your ass so hard in prison, you'll be shitting into a plastic bag the rest of your life. Congrats, you just went to jail for shitting your pants.

Anonymous's picture
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Karma works. I had a female friend visit me unexpectedly this weekend. Three free meals and four sessions of adult congress later and I owe it all to the $10 sent to Tony Musil.

Anonymous's picture
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yea right Chuck. even if you didn't send the 10 you still would have banged that slut.

Anonymous's picture
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Doniker, don't ruin the moment for me. Her visit was a pleasant surprise. Thank goodness for her employer's per diem meal allowance. Karma or not my benefits received surpassed the $10 sent to the convict's cause. After so many dates and meals bought, it is nice to be on someone else's dime. Too bad Mr. Musil doesn't see the big picture.

Anonymous's picture
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You know, if he's that young, he probably will get hammered in the pen. I'm going to find him in the Pennsylvania inmate search. I have friends in there. Yes I do.

Anonymous's picture
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Troy is great...for me to poop on!

Anonymous's picture
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Geesh....is the Poop community getting mean or what? Lighten up people. Have yourself a nice sit and get rid of the anger. Bring back the poop love!

Amen