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How do you extinguish burning manure? With non-burning manure.

Posted 08.11.2004 by Dave
The writer of this article used the cliche "fighting fire with fire." I suggest "fighting mire with mire." But what the writer DOESN'T address is why in the world someone has a 3-acre, 24-foot-deep lagoon of cow manure in the first place.

Crews fighting a smoky, stinky blaze in the dried crust of a 3-acre manure lagoon on a dairy farm finished smothering the flames Wednesday with more of the same a blanket of wet cow poop.

"In your worst nightmare, if you can imagine burning manure combined with a brush fire this sort of woody undertone." The fire "changes the smell of the manure, intensifies it."

After working with water and foam, crews on Tuesday began spraying the wet manure, which squelched flames on the leading edge of the fire.

On Wednesday, a giant pump applied another layer of wet manure and that seemed to do the trick.


Thanks to Jason for sending this in.
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Anonymous Coward -- 08.11.2004

Fighting shit with shit. Ha ha!

LeandraCullen (913) -- 08.10.2008

Wet manure...is that manure mixed with water...or fresh manure?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

ChiefThunderbutt (2795) -- 08.11.2008

I have read that you can build a fire using dried manure for fuel.
My question is.......If you cook over this fire does your food taste like shit?

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

ChiefThunderbutt (2795) -- 08.11.2008

Where did all the shit come from. The average daily poop output of a dairy cow is 100 or so pounds. Over a relatively short period of time you can end up with acres and acres of cow shit.

It is really a wonderful resource if handled correctly. Methane converters can extract usable gas from all this shit. The shit is returned to the soil after composting is complete. Facilities to accomplish this are turning up all over America. I suppose this is an example of "good shit."

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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