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The sweet, innocent girl and the Old Navy plop-block

Posted 08.20.2004 by Dave
I was in Wilkes-Barre, PA, last weekend. I had to buy a belt. The hotel guy directed me towards this shopping area -- a huge assemblage of big box stores with windy roads and giant parking lots. It was EXACTLY the same as the big box assemblage near my home in Aurora, Colorado. Same stores, same architecture, same everything. It was repulsive. It is horrifying that these giant corporations are homogenizing our entire country.

So I guess I should be happy that a manager in an Old Navy in Chicago is bucking this trend towards sameness by doing something no other retail manager in his or her right mind would do: denying bathroom use to a crying teen with a card identifying her as a sufferer of Crohn's disease.
You can read the story here. The poor girl shat herself while her Mom begged the manager to let her use the bathroom:

"So, my mom was saying that I really do need to go, and I started crying because it gets really hard to hold it," Ally said.

"He just kept saying, 'I'm making a managerial decision and we don't have a public washroom,'" Lisa Bain said.


So, hooray, I suppose, for a bit of diversity in the great American corporate blandness.

(For some fun, read the story as it was reported on TV -- complete with cheesy human-interest voice over and stupid digital effects to make Old Navy look evil. Boo also to local news for sucking equally in every city.)



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Anonymous Coward -- 08.20.2004

My sister has crohns disease and wears a bag she would have squirted it all over that managers face if he had done that to her, I think he should have let her use the bathroom it use to be the customer came first.

Anonymous Coward -- 08.21.2004

You know, this is the prime situation to use mail shit services.
I wonder what the Old Navy address is there.

Anonymous Coward -- 08.21.2004

That sucks for that girl. I can see the manager's point though. At my store, we had someone lay down a turd in the bathroom, leave, and not even tell us. Another Asst. Manager found it later, and had to clean it up (not me!). After that time, now we just lie and say no, the bathroom is broken, sorry. In my other store (theres two), access to the terlets is via the stockroom. One time, someone stole an employee's $150 Cole Haan bag, wallet, cell phone, etc. on the way to the bathroom. Now also at that store, I don't allow customers to use the bathroom. I feel bad but shit happens, literally.

Anonymous Coward -- 08.22.2004

SHIT! I live in Wilkes Barre, P.A.!

Anonymous Coward -- 08.23.2004

Why would you be happy that this manager is "bucking this trend towards sameness" when it's a corporate policy not to let anyone use the restroom in their store? Dave, you apparently know nothing of Chron's disease and how there is nothing to stop your activities. When someone with Chron's has to go, they need to go. And no one is trying to villify old navy. I mean Old Navy and Benneton both are well on their way to becoming Nazi conformists. Trying to uniform the world. Pfft. Face it, the Manager, as well as the clerk used piss poor judgement if any at all. Had it been me, I would have dropped trou right in front of the damn register and left my business for them to "make a managerial decision" to clean up or not! But Ally being the sweetest 14 year old girl anyone could know has more reserve and discretion than I.

Anonymous Coward -- 08.23.2004

hint: look for the sarcasm. it's there.

Anonymous Coward -- 08.23.2004

Sorry...just kinda worked up about this one. My cousin just told me a couple weeks ago that he is going to have a collectomy, which is where they remove his entire colon and he will be in the same prediciment. Co-incedentally, I happen to know the Bains and she really is a sweet girl.

Anonymous Coward -- 09.26.2004

It's obvious that the manager has absolutely no human decency. Wouldn't ANYONE think that a person in a desperate situation like this would have enough couth not to mess up somebody's oh-so-precious restroom, even if it was supposedly "private"? Not only did the asshole manager apparently not feel that way; he didn't even offer so much as an "I'm sorry." No apology from the corporate office, either -- just a rule change! Not good enough!

The Bains should sue the shit (no pun intended) out of Old Navy, and the manager -- personally. Sizable cash awards have been paid out for "emotional and mental anguish" many times in the past, and Ally's case is no different. This could win the Bain family millions of dollars!

I, for one, will NEVER set foot in an Old Navy. Hell, I won't even buy their crap from Goodwill. I cheered when one of the Old Navy stores in my area was literally RAN OUT OF BUSINESS by Target!

LeandraCullen (400) -- 08.10.2008

Oh my god, isn't that illegal?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

ChiefThunderbutt (946) -- 08.11.2008

The manager may have been unaware
that a public facility is required by law in all businesses that are open to the public. You can check the URL below for details. I hope
Old Navy was sued for this.

www.amercanrestroom.org/code/index

If I interpreted the language correctly at the above listed website a public restroom
is required in all Chicago mercantile businesses with over 5,000 feet of floor space.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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