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Britney barefoot in a public bathroom

Posted 08.30.2004 by Dave
Eww!

Thanks to Sue for sending this in.





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Anonymous Coward -- 09.15.2004

Yuck! Public bathrooms are disgusting, theres usually piss and sometimes poop all over the floor. Wonder if she felt any poop squish between her toes! Almost as gross as swimming pool bathrooms where I have seen some kids walking in there without sandals, and stepping in puddles of urine!

Anonymous Coward -- 09.15.2004

Yuck! Public bathrooms are disgusting, theres usually piss and sometimes poop all over the floor. Wonder if she felt any poop squish between her toes! Almost as gross as swimming pool bathrooms where I have seen some kids walking in there without sandals, and stepping in puddles of urine!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.05.2005

It may seem gross to some people but Britney grew up on a farm where she probably stepped barefoot in manure often. She got used to it. I live on a farm and love going barefoot and occassionally I do step accidentally in some cow poop, but it doesn't really bother me much, I just wash it right off with a hose. Plus, after walking barefoot out of that bathroom, I'm sure she took a nice long shower and cleaned her soles off when she got home. Its not such a big deal.

Adam83 (not verified) -- 12.21.2006

Eh, it shouldn't have been made such a big deal. I too live on a farm and enjoy being barefoot. I love how hay and grass feel under my toes and sure, I accidentally step barefoot in cow poop all the time- I don't mind it much though, I just wash it off with a hose when I'm done working. Sometimes, I even clean the horse shed in my bare feet and smush alot of fresh poop between my toes. It doesn't really bother me anymore, I'll just take a long shower afterwards.

healthy 1 (1431) -- 12.21.2006

This just goes to show that yuppie celebrities can do such dumb things, that they could even screw up a skunk at a picnic.

Who knows what lies on a public bathroom floor. I am an anti germ person, who has to scrub everything all the time. Someone could have peed, pooped, or puked on that floor, and she went in barefoot!!! I don't even walk around my house barefoot.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

Recto Magnifico (70) -- 12.21.2006

There are three office suites on my office's floor in our building. An attorney down the hall goes in and uses the urinal with his shoes off, wearing socks. We have a mystery pisser who can't seem to hit the urinal; in fact, he seems to hit everywhere BUT the urinal, and the floor in front of and below it is a gummy, drippy pool of pee. This guy has stepped right up on a number of occasions and walked out afterward, leaving the telltale footprints on the tile leading to the door. He also doesn't wash his hands afterwards.
This guy is a lawyer, for goodness' sake! Okay, insert lawyer joke here, but really, how foul is that?
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Livin' La Vida Caca!

werewolf poopin... (101) -- 12.21.2006

You people are such germophobes. Don't you know that a healthy person's urine is completely sterile? And really, if there are puddles/piles on the floor, wouldn't someone (even Britney) be smart enough to avoid it? It's not like it's completely flooded, people!

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...and they all lived crappily ever after!

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 12.22.2006

It's the LICKING of the feet afterward that should be discouraged.

healthy 1 (1431) -- 12.22.2006

Yes werewolf, but if left standing long enough, pee will begin to decompose.

Who kows how long a potental puddle of pee has been sitting there / sat there. And who knows how well those restrooms get cleaned.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

Butt Saving Freak (not verified) -- 08.30.2009

Yes, I saw the pix of Brit leaving the unisex toilet barefoot. Yes, I too wonder if she washed her hands and for that matter pulled the prima donna stunt of constructing a nest of toilet paper to protect her tush from the seat--all while her feet are saturated in pee from lots of guys who have a less-than-envious aim into the bowl. Why not throw in some puke and other foreign matter for a good cause. How frequently will she get ahtlete's foot or lice?

Mandy (not verified) -- 08.31.2009

With her high level of agility it would be very easy for her to squat straddle to pee or shit. Howver, I would worry that she could lose her footing on the pee-covered floor.

prarie doggin (3905) -- 08.31.2009

I would be more worried if I was a bathroom germ and that skank came in and sat on me.

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