The problem: people were cheating on drug tests, so they have guys who sit there and watch you pee, to make sure you're not cheating. Solution: a fake penis, which the urine realistically comes out of.

And to make sure you don't arouse (heh) suspicion, you can get your penis in various shades from black to white. It's only $149, and best of all, when you order now, you get one sample of dehydrated urine free!