Indian students suffer shitty punishment

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Students in Arundi, India, laughed at their sleepy teacher falling off his chair, and were made to eat cow dung. The incident happened when the drunk and drowsy instructor, Basavarajappa, passed out in his classroom, and after loosing his senses, tumbled from his chair. The teacher's clumsy acrobats set off a peal of laughter among his young students.



The embarrassed teacher could not swallow his pride, was overcome by scatological perversion, and ordered a student to bring cow dung to the classroom. When the boy did as he was ordered, the teacher then forced him to make the four previously amused (but now totally hapless) victims eat the shit. The four children, trembling in fear, ate the disgusting pudding not once, but four times.



Enraged parents complained to the school's betterment committee. However, even after numerous documented testimonies regarding the teacher's repeated instances of drunken snoozes, threatening language, and other misbehavior, the committee refused to take punitive action against Basavarajappa. Apparently, India has repealed its eye for an eye, shit for a shit statutes.

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16 Comments on "Indian students suffer shitty punishment"

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This is a shock? Have any of you been to public school recently?

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Someone needs to lynch that bastard. Give me a ticket to India.

Anonymous's picture
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what a lunatic!
The students that were forced to eat shit ought to be allowed to kick his ass every day for the rest of his life.

Anonymous's picture
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Well, in India, aren't cows holy? I'd think eating cow poop would be a good thing. You'd become holy!

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No matter how holy shit becomes, it is still shit. That means that even the holiest shit contains disease carrying bacteria, and is best used to grow plants.

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Thank you for your comments and your participation in Poop Report. If you have any suggestions regarding News Wire, please do not hesitate to forward them to Dave.

Apparently this particular story drews some response, and I will try to find other controversial topics such as this in the future. Peace, Turd.

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Thanks for the research, Turd!

Anonymous Coward's picture
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u guys r sick bastrads that need a hobby besides talking about poop all day. I mean realy what kind of get a bonner over shit?

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Anonymous's picture
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This is a shock? Have any of you been to public school recently?

Anonymous's picture
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Someone needs to lynch that bastard. Give me a ticket to India.

Anonymous's picture
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what a lunatic!
The students that were forced to eat shit ought to be allowed to kick his ass every day for the rest of his life.

Anonymous's picture
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Well, in India, aren't cows holy? I'd think eating cow poop would be a good thing. You'd become holy!

Anonymous's picture
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No matter how holy shit becomes, it is still shit. That means that even the holiest shit contains disease carrying bacteria, and is best used to grow plants.

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Thank you for your comments and your participation in Poop Report. If you have any suggestions regarding News Wire, please do not hesitate to forward them to Dave.

Apparently this particular story drews some response, and I will try to find other controversial topics such as this in the future. Peace, Turd.

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Thanks for the research, Turd!