Indian students suffer shitty punishment
Students in Arundi, India, laughed at their sleepy teacher falling off his chair, and were made to eat cow dung. The incident happened when the drunk and drowsy instructor, Basavarajappa, passed out in his classroom, and after loosing his senses, tumbled from his chair. The teacher's clumsy acrobats set off a peal of laughter among his young students.
The embarrassed teacher could not swallow his pride, was overcome by scatological perversion, and ordered a student to bring cow dung to the classroom. When the boy did as he was ordered, the teacher then forced him to make the four previously amused (but now totally hapless) victims eat the shit. The four children, trembling in fear, ate the disgusting pudding not once, but four times.
Enraged parents complained to the school's betterment committee. However, even after numerous documented testimonies regarding the teacher's repeated instances of drunken snoozes, threatening language, and other misbehavior, the committee refused to take punitive action against Basavarajappa. Apparently, India has repealed its eye for an eye, shit for a shit statutes.
No pictures provided, dammit!