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Peterbilt plops poop onto California highway

Posted 10.18.2004 by Turd Hugegrunt
A poop-hauling trucker was cited for a leaky load after approximately twenty cubic yards of human feces spilled from his tailgate on to Old Highway 99 North in Douglas County, California, last Monday night.

Danny Lloyd Peets, 45, of Arcata, CA, told sheriff deputies he was hauling ass down the highway in his 1995 Peterbilt when some inconsiderate asshole in another vehicle swerved in front of him, causing him to hit his brakes and download the horrendous sludgy discharge onto the roadway.

Highway authorities brought out a snowplow, shoved the shit into a roadside ditch, and spread kitty litter onto the road until the trucking company could arrive to clean it up the mess.

PoopReport was unable to obtain pictures of the accident site; however, a witness claiming to be a nearby resident told this reporter that the ensuing fog of noxious vapors caused a mass exodus of neighbors and wildlife following the horrific spill.

No injuries were reported, but the driver of the other vehicle is still at large, and obviously avoiding his duty to assist in the clean-up efforts.
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
healthy 1 (1426) -- 10.18.2006

The driver that caused the accident should have done his duty and stopped. After all, some of his duty was probably being hauled in that pooper scooper truck.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Anomalous Coward (690) -- 10.18.2006

Sounds like he already done some serious dooty.

The Shit Volcano (3770) -- 10.18.2006

Hit and run accidents are growing in this country. When I lived in the Portland metro area they were an epidemic and there was one reported at least once a week. Sadly, most of the hit and runs involved children, who were mowed down in a crosswalk by a Lexus or minivan. And you wonder why I hate yuppies.

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

shagge (not verified) -- 02.19.2007

i haul it every day and its ok til you start moving smell that is thank god for ac

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