A poop-hauling trucker was cited for a leaky load after approximately twenty cubic yards of human feces
spilled from his tailgate on to Old Highway 99 North in Douglas County, California, last Monday night.
Danny Lloyd Peets, 45, of Arcata, CA, told sheriff deputies he was hauling ass down the highway in his 1995 Peterbilt when some inconsiderate asshole in another vehicle swerved in front of him, causing him to hit his brakes and download the horrendous sludgy discharge onto the roadway.
Highway authorities brought out a snowplow, shoved the shit into a roadside ditch, and spread kitty litter onto the road until the trucking company could arrive to clean it up the mess.
PoopReport was unable to obtain pictures of the accident site; however, a witness claiming to be a nearby resident told this reporter that the ensuing fog of noxious vapors caused a mass exodus of neighbors and wildlife following the horrific spill.
No injuries were reported, but the driver of the other vehicle is still at large, and obviously avoiding his duty to assist in the clean-up efforts.