Well, there are a few things to consider:
1. Ozzy's brain is so fried by drugs, how can he possibly aim his wang properly?
2. Urinals are better for peeing because they use only 1 gallon of water. Therefore, I commend the Ozbournes for conserving water, especially in Cali, where it is in short supply.
And besides, telling men to squat while peeing is like a plea to deaf ears. If you can get a man to do that, you can probably:
1. Make him go to a doctor even when his dick is not in danger.
2. Make him see the difference between eggshell, beige, offwhite, and some more of that.
3. Occupy his mind with something other than titties and beer.
NOT LIKELY!

Well, there are a few things to consider:
1. Ozzy's brain is so fried by drugs, how can he possibly aim his wang properly?
2. Urinals are better for peeing because they use only 1 gallon of water. Therefore, I commend the Ozbournes for conserving water, especially in Cali, where it is in short supply.
And besides, telling men to squat while peeing is like a plea to deaf ears. If you can get a man to do that, you can probably:
1. Make him go to a doctor even when his dick is not in danger.
2. Make him see the difference between eggshell, beige, offwhite, and some more of that.
3. Occupy his mind with something other than titties and beer.
NOT LIKELY!

If anyone has been a fan of the show like I am, they will notice that Ozzie takes forever to do alot of normal activities, like change a garbage bag.

But, you know, if Ozzie has trouble standing still, let him have his pee sink. He has the voice of a generation, it's beautiful, no matter his age, and he started out so poor. His rememberance of his Christmases was a sock filled with oranges. His apartment didn't have a bathroom, and he had one pair of shoes and two pair of socks.
For all the spoiled famous people out there who don't know what poverty is, let Ozzie pee wherever he is. This man came from absolute poverty to shake the rock world by not only giving Black Sabbath the great vocal break they needed, but he managed to convince a woman (Sharon) that had quite alot to give up everything for love. He seems to be a wonderful person who does no harm to anyone.

Ozzie rules.

If anyone has been a fan of the show like I am, they will notice that Ozzie takes forever to do alot of normal activities, like change a garbage bag.

But, you know, if Ozzie has trouble standing still, let him have his pee sink. He has the voice of a generation, it's beautiful, no matter his age, and he started out so poor. His rememberance of his Christmases was a sock filled with oranges. His apartment didn't have a bathroom, and he had one pair of shoes and two pair of socks.
For all the spoiled famous people out there who don't know what poverty is, let Ozzie pee wherever he is. This man came from absolute poverty to shake the rock world by not only giving Black Sabbath the great vocal break they needed, but he managed to convince a woman (Sharon) that had quite alot to give up everything for love. He seems to be a wonderful person who does no harm to anyone.

Ozzie rules.

Uh, oh yeah, I like Ozzie.

Sue me. Give Ozzie my bill.

Uh, oh yeah, I like Ozzie.

Sue me. Give Ozzie my bill.