How would you like to be relaxing on the crapper, trying to pump out a grumper, maybe even humming a bar or two of your latest favorite tune,

when the walls suddenly collapse on your head?
Well, that's exactly what happened to
Eminem backstage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Rome. Yeah, the Detroit-based rapper was head-butted on the crapper when one of his oversized bodyguards bulldozed down a stall divider while forcing his big fat ass into an adjoining toilet cubicle.
PoopReport certainly hopes Eminem exploits the
gruntus interuptus incident in graphic new song lyrics.