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Eminem gets bum rap in the crapper

Posted 11.29.2004 by Turd Hugegrunt
How would you like to be relaxing on the crapper, trying to pump out a grumper, maybe even humming a bar or two of your latest favorite tune, when the walls suddenly collapse on your head?

Well, that's exactly what happened to Eminem backstage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Rome. Yeah, the Detroit-based rapper was head-butted on the crapper when one of his oversized bodyguards bulldozed down a stall divider while forcing his big fat ass into an adjoining toilet cubicle.

PoopReport certainly hopes Eminem exploits the gruntus interuptus incident in graphic new song lyrics.
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Anonymous Coward -- 11.29.2004

It seems likely. Anybody who does something bad to Enimen gets rapped about, and kids keep rapping about that. That guard is going to be so embarassed, he'll wan't to go to Tibet to avoid all the humiliation.

Also, expect the abbreviated crap to show up in some music vid.

Anonymous Coward -- 11.29.2004

It seems likely. Anybody who does something bad to Enimen gets rapped about, and kids keep rapping about that. That guard is going to be so embarassed, he'll wan't to go to Tibet to avoid all the humiliation.

Also, expect the abbreviated crap to show up in some music vid.

Anonymous Coward -- 11.30.2004

Somehow this occasion will show up as another way Eminem will kiss Dre's ass.

Anonymous Coward -- 11.30.2004

Somehow this occasion will show up as another way Eminem will kiss Dre's ass.

The Shit Volcano (3770) -- 10.19.2006

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Eminem is such a sexist, greedy pig! I don't know why girls continue to listen to him and think he's so cool. The rapper wannabe had mental issues.

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