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Turd terrorist douses Member of European Parliament with manure

Posted 12.07.2004 by Turd Hugegrunt
Robert Kilroy-Silk, former talk show host and right-wing member of the European Parliament, was doused with a bucket of liquid manure last Friday evening as he arrived for a live radio show at the Manchester High School for Girls.

At the start of the program, host Jonathan Dimbleby explained to listeners that panelist Kilroy-Silk had been covered from "head to toe" in a soupy slurry of shit. Kilroy-Silk cleaned up and changed clothes before joining the rest of the panel in a post-poop plopping political discussion.

Kilroy-Silk explained that as he got out of his car "a guy tipped a bucket of farmyard muck over me, and then threw the rest of it over me and the car. I was totally covered, it was all through my clothes, and it stank to high heaven."

Kilroy-Silk said he then grabbed his attacker and told him, "You obviously like shit, have some back," and rubbed liberal measures of the mire into the assailant's hair and face. Kilroy-Silk said on air that his shit-faced assailant had shouted, "In the name of Islam!" as he tipped the bucket of barnyard brew onto the MEP.

Kilroy-Silk, a well-know critic of the European Union, was discharged last January from his popular BBC radio show host position after describing Arabs as "suicide bombers, limb-amputators, and women repressors" in a column he wrote for an English newspaper, the Daily Express.

Kilroy-Silk says he hopes to press charges against his shit-slinging assailant, who remains at large after slipping out of the MEP's grimy grasp and running from the slimy crime scene screaming "Ensheeeeelah!"
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Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

now that's some serious turd terrorism

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

now that's some serious turd terrorism

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

Reaper: Can you imagine?!? We're not talkin' a pie in the face type protest here. TH.

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

Reaper: Can you imagine?!? We're not talkin' a pie in the face type protest here. TH.

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

ha ha poo on you!

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

ha ha poo on you!

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

TH: Well, at least the guy got him back! LOL (if I wasn't a fierce anti-turd-terrorist I'd find the story hilarious)

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

TH: Well, at least the guy got him back! LOL (if I wasn't a fierce anti-turd-terrorist I'd find the story hilarious)

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

what does "ensheeeeeelah" mean?

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

what does "ensheeeeeelah" mean?

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

Trust me, Kilroy deserved it.

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2004

Trust me, Kilroy deserved it.

Anonymous Coward -- 12.09.2004

ensheeeeeelah is a bastardization of "insh'allah", which is Arabic for "God willing." I don't believe that the person who attacked Kilroy was really shouting Arabic, because Arabic speakers say "insh'allah" for something they want to happen, not something that has already happened -- it would be like running away from the scene shouting, "I hope I pour poop on Kilroy-Silk!" It makes no sense.

I'm guessing that no matter who attacked Kilroy, and he made up the Arabic part to spread further hate, because that's what he does. I heard about him when I lived in London... he's a hatemonger.

Anonymous Coward -- 12.09.2004

ensheeeeeelah is a bastardization of "insh'allah", which is Arabic for "God willing." I don't believe that the person who attacked Kilroy was really shouting Arabic, because Arabic speakers say "insh'allah" for something they want to happen, not something that has already happened -- it would be like running away from the scene shouting, "I hope I pour poop on Kilroy-Silk!" It makes no sense.

I'm guessing that no matter who attacked Kilroy, and he made up the Arabic part to spread further hate, because that's what he does. I heard about him when I lived in London... he's a hatemonger.

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