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The jet-powered outhouse

Posted 12.20.2004 by Turd Hugegrunt
The Port-O-Jet dragster, a flashy outhouse powered by a 750-pound Boeing jet engine, reportedly is capable of breaking the World's Land Shit Speed Record of 45 mph, currently held by PoopReport's own Mr. Blaster.

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healthy 1 (1426) -- 09.23.2006

I like it. When you can't get to the bathroom fast enough, the bathroom can now come to you. _______
Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 09.24.2006

It concerns me that there is flame bursting forth from both the tail pipe AND the stack. Is the fuel supply located directly beneath the... uh.... receptacle?

Double Flush (605) -- 09.24.2006

Maybe it's fueled by burning shit. Hooh boy I bet that'd smell good (not!)!

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

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