These kids thought it was funny tipping over these prta potties, i wonder how funny they would think it is if they had to clean every toilet in the nearest city, as a punishment. Kind of a community cervice thing.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

Agreed, healthy_1.

I also wonder how funny they would find it if they were IN the port-a-potty while it was being tipped.

I wonder how funny they would think it is that I can't type for shit tonight.

I don't understand what thrill these teenagers get from tipping over porta potties, and worse still, grave stones.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

They probably did it on a dare. You know how teenaged boys are. They have to prove they can do anything.

I used to be a contractor, and one of the long-standing traditions on a job site is to take a pickup truck and ease the front bumper up against the front door of a porto-crapper when a guy is in there. He can't get out of course, since the doors open outward.

Then you start revving the engine in neutral. Then you put it in gear and ease forward to start the crapper sloshing, ease up for a second on the gas, let it rock back, and so forth. It's not fun being the guy in the shitter, trust me, especially one that's overdue for a cleanout.

One day one of the funny boys on a job site miscalculated, and the crapper went over with another guy inside. Some of the rednecks on the job thought it was funny, but no one was laughing when the blue-water and shit-soaked construction worker emerged from the tipped-over shitter and went after the guy who had been behind the wheel. The ass beating he administered was brief but bloody, and not one guy argued with what he did, not even the stupid hicks who had laughed at first.

Knocking them over when no one's in them is probably a crime, so the culprit will probably receive a pretty creative sentence when convicted. Maybe make him sit in one when it's tipped over. Maybe make him try to find the car keys someone claimed to have dropped in the blue goulash. Anyone else have a suggestion?
(If this turns out to be the work of a woman, I apologize for my gender-centric assumption.)

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Has anyone here actually gone tipping? I mean don't knock it till you try it???

HAHAHA. TO THE CONSTRUCTION STORY, SO FUNNY.

But yes, tipping is quite fun, it's just very satisfying, and yes I will be able to handle the consequences if presented to me.

I've stopped tipping though.

Of the many porta-potty incidents I know one comes to mind most heinous and vile. On a construction job in a well to do neighborhood one of the residents decided that our debris bin was his personal waste receptacle. I didn't matter to him that our customer was paying for the service or that he had no right to empty his garbage and old furniture into the space reserved for our clean out material.

We went so far as to padlock the bin and post a no dumping sign, to no avail. The neighbor started leaving his junk piled next to the bin instead. So the foreman decided to take all this guys junk and leave it on his door step with note saying: Please keep your trash to yourself.

Well, the next morning our foreman got to the job site with a dire need to poop. He jumped out of his pickup and went to where the porta-potty ought to have been only to see an act of spite had been visited to our outhouse. Where the shitter used to be was a puddle of green plastic melted into the concrete. The neighbor had made a porta-potty flambe and burned our plastic john to the ground. Molten green plastic had fused with shit into nasty blackened puddle of refuse. A stain of blue water ran down the sidewalk an onto the street. The poor foreman had to hot foot it to a fast food restaurant, britches a burst'en.

I have a lot of respect for construction workers and others who go to work each day with uncertain toilet facilities. I like knowing for sure that my toilet will be there when I need it. So toilet tippers who would deprive hard working men and women of this basic necessity are, in my book, low down skunks deserving of medieval punishment.

When I was a young lad of about 14, I would frequently spend the night with a friend who lived on a dairy farm in Tennessee. The farm was located down a dirt road that ran off US 31 W at the county line dividing Davidson and Sumner counties. At the line was a truck weighing station with an outhouse behind it.

It was a brisk Halloween evening and three of us were returning from the annual event of running the high school janitors mailbox up the flagpole when we decided that what the outhouse needed was a good tipping. It was heavy as hell and we had to rock it several times before it finally went over with a mighty crash. The wood must have been rotten because it splintered into pieces when it hit the ground.

The loud crash alerted the occupants of the station to our vandalism and the three of us were soon being chased by several portly officers who were quite easy to out pace. The outhouse was in such bad shape that we may have actually done them a favor by necessitating its replacement.

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Hum bunger, the 'flaming bag of poo' would have been justifiable against Mr. 'I-can-use-your-debis-bin'. FULLY justifiable.

I've done night security at an office construction site. The first thing I did each shift was check the 2 porta-john's for 'overnight inhabitants'. I'd also check the paper level in case I needed to shit in the night.
I'd leave the offical log for my supervisors, and a "Check the shitter" to the crew chief if the paper was low.
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God bless you RoboCrap, few things are more disconcerting than finding a surly hobo has taken up residence in your Bugle-Boy hut.

I only found one 'overnight resident' during the winter. I called the police who took him someplace warm for the night, either a shelter or 'the tank'. Never had any other problems.
The site was at the edge of town, and I think they just wanted to avoid vandalism with an on-site presence.
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