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Geneva's $313,000 toilets

Posted 01.12.2005 by Dave
Geneva is spending $13 million to install 35 toilets in the Swiss capital.

Each one will cost $313k to build, and forty-two cents to use.

I think that's great.

I also think Jason and Dr. Strangeturd are great for emailing me this story.
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Anonymous Coward -- 01.12.2005

Dave,
What you didn't mention, and makes the cost perfectly sensible, is that each toilet is a unique piece of art. I would think this is a decision that PoopReporters everywhere can celebrate and take as an indication that PR's mission of rescueing everything poo from civilization's dung pile is succeeding.

Anonymous Coward -- 01.12.2005

I want to go there just to see if someone has the balls to crap on the floor.

Anonymous Coward -- 01.16.2005

So kick my ass when you see me, I'm saying it........I'd rather see that money go towards some hungry kids.

This is disgusting, wasteful, and a total kick in the face of any person remotely around that area who is a minority and in a poverty-stricken condition that they have no control over.

You know, they could have even spent just a measely 300 grand on each toilet and still had almost half a million dollars with which to do some philanthropic good. I hope a tsunami breaks those toilets. I mean it.

Now, you are free to kick my ass.

Anonymous Coward -- 02.10.2005

What is it with dunnies in Amsterdam. They've got a little raised flat section that is above the water that catches your crap causing it to splatter, stick, smell and scare. What the fuck is wrong with them, its not right... why oh why. They like to ride bikes alot too it must be an arse fixation??? All the tulips in the world won't make up for this sick little secret. PLEASE EXPLAIN.confused Aussie..

healthy 1 (1431) -- 01.02.2007

$313k toilets!!! At that price, the damn well better have platinum seats, and automatic ass wipers.

That puts my $800 remodel of my master bath to shame.
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