Irate because Santa failed to leave them any Christmas gifts, three inmates of the Broome County calaboose in upstate New York hurled food trays, tossed urine, and threw feces about like a trio of troglodyte Chimps.

The poop-slinging perps were charged January 6 with criminal mischief and aggravated harassment of a jailhouse employee, whom they apparently mistook for one of Santa's negligent elves.

PoopReporters are encouraged to put the inmates at Broome County jail near Binghamton, NY, on your Christmas 2005 gift lists, and at least send a bundle of switches and a can of ashes to help avert another holiday brouhaha.