Wow. That would be hard to explain to your date, the blood that could be all over your shirt.
Coke is bad news.

Are you sure they didn't mean the top of the tank? That's where we used to do it in my younger clubbin' days!

Nope. I've seen someone do it off the toilet seat. In a public toilet! It's pretty gross what people can do to themselves.

Damn!
Well, what can one expect, when it is a drug that produces such difficult addictions.

Good thing I don't use that crap.

Yo, they oughta just snort it offa stripper's tits, like the Markster does.

Not the seat, silly - the lid of the tank. Even cokeheads aren't that stupid!

"Nope. I've seen someone do it off the toilet seat. In a public toilet! It's pretty gross what people can do to themselves."

WOW. First of all, your friend, and anyone else who would actually snort coke off a TOILET SEEAT is a dipshit. Lids are common, being a size and shape that's easy to pass around and not akward yet still allows room to work, plus smoother than most surfaces when a mirror or peice of glass is unavailable, but so are about a thousand other places. Does doing coke off a toilet lid make one somehow different than the guy in the next room doing it off of a mirror? Second of all... you people really ought to make sure you know what you're talking about before your voice your opinion. (Most of you)You have seem to have no understanding of what you're discussing, and are spouting misinformation and stereotypes - outdated ones at that. The people that are described in that article are by no means a representative of coke users; if anything, they're the minority which only gets more attention because they ARE loud and obnoxious, almost ALWAYS a character flaw that was part of their personality long before they snorted their first line. The fact that their coke use is the TOPIC of their beligerance does not indicate that it's the CAUSE of it. They're stupid kids who fuck with things they don't understand, and they do it wrong and fuck themselves up, but that's a result of their own ignorance and not something that a drug did to them. I'm willing to bet that most of you have never even SEEN coke, let alone been exposed to it and people who use it (not serious addicts mind you, there are MANY people who can use it casually and still maintain normal lives as productive, responsible members of society - don't beleive everything TV and movies tell you) enough to understand the drug and its affects. can be a benificial addition to a person't life if they know how to be responsible about it and not abuse it.

And if you'll pardon me, I'm off to bump up.

This is why I always use an ass gasket when I am in a public restroom.

Nobody knows what is on the toilet seat, or what was on the toilet seat. Better to be safe than sorry.

But that is disgusting, think of it. The drug is snorted through a $20.00 bill that every Tom, Dick, and Harry has touched. Then to make matters worse, it is snorted on a toilet seat that has seen more ass than a hooker on a Friday night.
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umm its not that bad tho!i put that purex hand cleaner on the seat let it dry and wipe it off with a towel then put my coke on it..i did that a couple times in high school..it wasnt that gross cuz the shitters were clean(never are)
but coke is bad..but only if you do it every day..i only do it oncei n a while..

Snorting drugs off a toilet seat: gives a whole new meaning to "this is good shit!"

A new Eric Clapton song: "Methane"

most ppl now days just snort it of their hands in front of anyone.

I wouldn't do coke off a toilet seat. People piss all over them and I usually find the smell in bathrooms to be unpleasant enough let alone putting my sniffer down into the root of the problem. Don't do the coke off the toilet, put the coke in your toilet. Put in rectum (in moderation) and resist the urge to fart. I agree with powderhead. Most of you have never even seen coca before and believe the hype. There are actually people out there who do use drugs and alcohol responsibly. I'm not saying it's OK either, though. People who can't exercise the self-control to use only in moderation are weak and may perhaps need some help. (Good fuckin' luck)

P.S. There are many people who don't use drugs or alcohol yet drive as if they do. These same people go to church and then go home and beat their wife and kids.
Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves.

"Pardon me, but have you any Grey Poupon?"
"Yeah, there's some gray stuff "poop'd on" my seat, as soon as I snort my nose candy I'll let you get it. It sort of smells like WD-40 though."
"Nevermind."

Coke is great/awesome to do every few months. It should be done with friends and on vacation. It also should be done AWAY from your everyday lifestyle to help ensure a control is put into place and make it harder to become a habbit. If coke is your friend every weekend, may I suggest you stop for a while since you build up a tolerance. it (coke) will lose it's unique qualities and spike if consumed at such a level where the erythroxylon metabolytes are ever-present in your system. For example: if your always buzzed on beer, you can never have "a beer" and feel affected... follow me? Snort it up brothers!!!

i fucking love coke

In a Reuter's article from last January, I read that the WD-40 causes the cocaine to congeal into an unsnortable goo.
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This is really interesting, I am not much of a drug expert either but I knew that England is facing a growing trend for drug abuse.
Drug Rehab Program

You guys got me all fucked up now. I just put some cocaine on my squeaky car door hinge.

I've been using it as an anal bleaching product...I have a very happy asshole.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

WD-40? It's not bleaching your asshole. It's causing the shit to stop sticking. That means an easier wipe for Poopsie.
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