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An army of #2

Posted 01.25.2005 by Turd Hugegrunt
A Korean army captain has been arrested for allegedly forcing new recruits to eat shit.

The 28-year-old company commander, identified only by his family name Lee, barked butt-headed orders at 192 enlisted men, telling them to pick up feces and suck their fingers as a punishment for not flushing toilets. About half of the terrorized troops followed the anal order.

"I am deeply sorry to the recruits, their family members and the public," said South Korean Defense Minister Yoon Kwang-ung, amid mounting public anger. "I will have the Army conduct a thorough investigation and take stern action on the involved personnel, including those in the chain of command," the minister said in his official statement.

The Korean army has been plagued with complains regarding "harsh punishment in the name of strong discipline," but the public seems dumbfounded by this latest incident of turd terrorism.

"He is insane. How the country could be controlled in the event of war under such commander? He should eat feces in front of the trainees," said Kim Yong-hwan, a 29-year-old public servant at the Labor Ministry.
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Anonymous Coward -- 01.25.2005

The people he tortured should be able to shit into a funnel, directed down his throat.

Anonymous Coward -- 01.25.2005

The people he tortured should be able to shit into a funnel, directed down his throat.

Anonymous Coward -- 01.25.2005

My husband was there!
The Korean Katusas, the Korean soldiers that Mr. Kurt was in charge of, were his favorite soldiers ever. They were exceptionally smart, hard working, and honorable.

I can't believe they won't take it this guy. They don't play.

Of course, the DMZ North Korean soldiers may be the toughest, hardest, scariest men on the planet. It is my belief if they had our technology, they'd be the best army in the world, because their soldiers physically, mentally, and heartily put ours to shame, and I mean no offense. It's the truth. They are scary bastards.

Anonymous Coward -- 01.25.2005

My husband was there!
The Korean Katusas, the Korean soldiers that Mr. Kurt was in charge of, were his favorite soldiers ever. They were exceptionally smart, hard working, and honorable.

I can't believe they won't take it this guy. They don't play.

Of course, the DMZ North Korean soldiers may be the toughest, hardest, scariest men on the planet. It is my belief if they had our technology, they'd be the best army in the world, because their soldiers physically, mentally, and heartily put ours to shame, and I mean no offense. It's the truth. They are scary bastards.

Anonymous Coward -- 01.26.2005

Don't forget that US forces forced Iraqis to do the same at Abu Ghraib.

Anonymous Coward -- 01.26.2005

Don't forget that US forces forced Iraqis to do the same at Abu Ghraib.

Anonymous Coward -- 02.16.2005

Sounds like the mess hall got a little messy.

Anonymous Coward -- 02.16.2005

Sounds like the mess hall got a little messy.

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