The Daily Download panned by moronic reporter

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I spent about ten minutes trying to come up with an intellectual response to this article. But it's been hard to concentrate because I've been listening to The Daily Download -- which, incidentally, is getting some well-deserved press.



The article in the Boise State Arbiter starts out with an interview with Chris Rockwell, the host. It seems reasonable and well measured. But the story is divided into two parts. In the second part, the reporter shifts gears and exposes his nature as a Shameful Shitter: "The site has a feeling of filth." In regards to Chris's experiments: "And he has every intention of completing both of them and to report his findings to his listening public. In all honesty this doesn�t sit right with me." "I don�t like the idea of some man pooping in front of kids. This is just not something I even like to think about."



What a jerk! What an asshole! It was nighttime, for god's sake -- there were no kids around when Chris pooped in his backyard. And this is America. If a man wants to poop in his backyard, well, that's covered by Constitution. Probably somewhere in Amendment #2.



Anyway, good for Chris for getting the PR. Boo to the reporter for luring Chris in with the false promises of a sympathetic interview and then turning the tables. The article has a link at the bottom to add comments -- please, PoopReporters, share your righteous indignation.

8 Comments on "The Daily Download panned by moronic reporter"

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Thanks Dave for bringing this to my attention!

This article is downright slanderous. I did not poop in front of children, nor would I ever do so. What they are saying I did is immoral and illegal, and I would never do this.

That said, they also screwed up the rest of the article. Final Wipe is not a sponsor, they were just nice enough to send me some product. There is a fence in my back yard, in fact two fences between me and the school, so it is not like I was pooping in the schoolyard. The reporter keeps calling the page poopcaster - which is wrong. I love the line where I say, "Obviously, I will eventually go on to something bigger." anyone that listens to the show knows that I know I am an untalented hack. I do the show just for fun and don't believe I am ever going to be a "star" because of it. Hell I DON'T want to be a star!

I have asked the editor to correct the story online and print a retraction in the newspaper.
Please write the Arbiter and tell them the same. This could potentially cause legal issues for me and Lorrie could easily lose her job over it because of the profession she is in. Please help me on this one guys. Thanks.

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I can't believe those fucks! What a bunch of assholes.

It sounds like they were just dying to find something nasty to say.

You'd think these people never laughed at a fart or anything. Uptight, lying bastards!

I hope this gets straightened out, Chris. It wasn't fair.

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Sorry for having such a shitty attitude in my last post. It's not as bad as I made it out to be, just having one of those knee jerk reactions to the story.

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Chris. Next time you're interviewed, insist that you do your own taping of it. In this way, you'll be able to prove to the world that you never said things like "Gosh." Uttering "gosh" could be a career ender.

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Thanks Dave for bringing this to my attention!

This article is downright slanderous. I did not poop in front of children, nor would I ever do so. What they are saying I did is immoral and illegal, and I would never do this.

That said, they also screwed up the rest of the article. Final Wipe is not a sponsor, they were just nice enough to send me some product. There is a fence in my back yard, in fact two fences between me and the school, so it is not like I was pooping in the schoolyard. The reporter keeps calling the page poopcaster - which is wrong. I love the line where I say, "Obviously, I will eventually go on to something bigger." anyone that listens to the show knows that I know I am an untalented hack. I do the show just for fun and don't believe I am ever going to be a "star" because of it. Hell I DON'T want to be a star!

I have asked the editor to correct the story online and print a retraction in the newspaper.
Please write the Arbiter and tell them the same. This could potentially cause legal issues for me and Lorrie could easily lose her job over it because of the profession she is in. Please help me on this one guys. Thanks.

Anonymous's picture
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I can't believe those fucks! What a bunch of assholes.

It sounds like they were just dying to find something nasty to say.

You'd think these people never laughed at a fart or anything. Uptight, lying bastards!

I hope this gets straightened out, Chris. It wasn't fair.

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Sorry for having such a shitty attitude in my last post. It's not as bad as I made it out to be, just having one of those knee jerk reactions to the story.

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Chris. Next time you're interviewed, insist that you do your own taping of it. In this way, you'll be able to prove to the world that you never said things like "Gosh." Uttering "gosh" could be a career ender.