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Thank the latrine almighty, we are free at last!

Posted 03.14.2005 by Logjam
The Carter Center has been promoting latrines in Ethiopia as a way to fight disease. The center hoped for 10,000 new latrines last year -- but villagers have built more than 90,000!

It's the women in the villages who are largely responsible for this enthusiastic reception. Ethiopian men, it turns out, are allowed to drop drawers and shit anywhere, anytime. But women have had to "wait until dark so that no one will see," according to Teshome Gebre, the Carter Center's point man in Ethiopia.

"One woman told us she was a prisoner of the daylight," Gebre said. Another satisfied Ethiopian woman pointed out, "With the latrine, we are equal with the men."

We at PoopReport see this as further evidence of the inspiration of the Shameless Shitting Manifesto and of the ideals celebrated on Poop for Peace Day. Please join us on April 15 for a massive dump. Spill out your guts for the cause, or sound your butt trumpet for the rights all people should enjoy: life, liberty, and the pursuit of a satisfying shit anytime, day or night.

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Anonymous Coward -- 03.14.2005

i will now be dedicating my poop for peace poops to the women of Ethiopia, and others like them.

yet one more reason i thank my lucky stars that i was born in america. no pooping before dark?? that's inhumane!

Anonymous Coward -- 03.14.2005

i will now be dedicating my poop for peace poops to the women of Ethiopia, and others like them.

yet one more reason i thank my lucky stars that i was born in america. no pooping before dark?? that's inhumane!

Anonymous Coward -- 03.14.2005

I think any society that makes someone hold in their shit is a society that doesn't work.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.14.2005

I think any society that makes someone hold in their shit is a society that doesn't work.

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