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Dropping the kids off in downtown Flat Rock

Posted 03.25.2005 by Logjam
You know your local economy has hit rock bottom when you start importing, rather than exporting, shit.

For years now, Flat Rock, Michigan, has been receiving truckloads of shit from Toronto, with many local residences turning a blind eye, accepting their place in the economic pecking order. But their pride was put to the ultimate test early Wednesday morning when a 50-ton truck loaded with Canadian shit dropped its load in a downtown intersection after skidding to a stop.

"I looked at this and said, 'Oh, shit,'" said Steve Tallman, Flat Rock's police chief. "It smelled unbelievable."

The foot-deep pile took more than five hours to clean up, at an estimated cost of $10,000.

Michigan's state motto is Si Quaeris Peninsulam Amoenam Circumspice -- "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you."

Look about you, indeed.

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Anonymous Coward -- 03.26.2005

Well get use to it,it wont stop!No matter how much we yhell and screem the shit will still pile up!too much money involved.It needs to be sent to Washington or Lansing

Anonymous Coward -- 03.26.2005

Well get use to it,it wont stop!No matter how much we yhell and screem the shit will still pile up!too much money involved.It needs to be sent to Washington or Lansing

Anonymous Coward -- 03.31.2005

I been hearing about this problem for years in my local area of Detroit. crazy stuff, and I wish there was an alternative to covering so much land with crap, and it will probably be hard to find good land in the future that is not covered in crap, say 100 years from now.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.31.2005

I been hearing about this problem for years in my local area of Detroit. crazy stuff, and I wish there was an alternative to covering so much land with crap, and it will probably be hard to find good land in the future that is not covered in crap, say 100 years from now.

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