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Is Jesus boarding the Poop for Peace train?

Posted 03.31.2005 by Logjam
Every year or so I read that an image of Jesus or the Virgin Mary has shown up in some mundane venue -- a billboard showing a forkful of spaghetti and a fresh tortilla are two media that come to mind. These have been easy enough for me to dismiss as random occurrences. But I'm not sure what to make of the fact that within the last week -- and on two different continents -- Jesus has made two appearances in restrooms . In restroom doors, to be precise.

A couple in Stark County, Ohio, has removed the wooden door to their restroom to share the image of Jesus with their church's congregation. And in Cape Town, South Africa, members of the Peterson family have had to wield a whip to manage the unruly crowds flocking into their flat after word leaked out that the image of Jesus was clearly visible in the frosted window of their bathroom door.

Well, I hesitate to admit it, but I've been regarding the Poop for Peace thing as a way to have a little innocent fun (sorry, Dave). But if Jesus and other holy figures start showing their faces near toilets -- and especially if there is a build up of holy-toilet sightings leading up to April 15 -- I'm going to have to reconsider my fundamental beliefs.

Chris, you seen anything divine in the turds you've been fishing out of your toilet?
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Anonymous Coward -- 03.31.2005

This is like the Clouds thing, where clouds tend to take on recognisable shapes. Somebodies going to usually find a face in just about anything.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.31.2005

This is like the Clouds thing, where clouds tend to take on recognisable shapes. Somebodies going to usually find a face in just about anything.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.31.2005

commentMakes me think of that "Virgin Mary" Pice of tainted glass in Clearwater.

I'm tired of it being boring religious symbols. I want Elvises to be sighted this way.

Anyway, lets have the South Park style Jesus join poop for peace.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.31.2005

commentMakes me think of that "Virgin Mary" Pice of tainted glass in Clearwater.

I'm tired of it being boring religious symbols. I want Elvises to be sighted this way.

Anyway, lets have the South Park style Jesus join poop for peace.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.01.2005

My comment would be that Jesus must be really, really bored if he's taken to peering through the frosted windows of peoples' bathrooms. I am quite sure that Our Lady Of The Voyeurs would disapprove.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.01.2005

My comment would be that Jesus must be really, really bored if he's taken to peering through the frosted windows of peoples' bathrooms. I am quite sure that Our Lady Of The Voyeurs would disapprove.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.01.2005

Jesus Wood. Heh Heh. Wood.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.01.2005

Jesus Wood. Heh Heh. Wood.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.27.2005

Holy Shit!!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.27.2005

Holy Shit!!

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