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PoopReport gets him the job.

Posted 04.04.2005 by Dave
This came in the ol' email from Pill Pooper:

"I was interviewing for a job the a few weeks back and they asked about any "talents or hobbies". So I put down that I've been published on the internet many times by a website that has been reviewed by the BBC and featured in many newspapers and magazines. When I went in for the interview, that was the first thing the HR guy asked about. He asked what the site was and pulled it up right there in his office. He laughed his balls off and I got the job. Might be the first time PoopReport has ever helped someone land a job."

Congratulations to Pill Pooper! Anyone else got PoopReport on their resume?
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Anonymous Coward -- 04.04.2005

The guy sounds cool. Perhaps he has a story he would eventually like to contribute?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.04.2005

The guy sounds cool. Perhaps he has a story he would eventually like to contribute?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.04.2005

Good shit. What particular line of work is this, if I may ask?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.04.2005

Good shit. What particular line of work is this, if I may ask?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.05.2005

While it is true that many may produce shit, there are few that can produce the kind of quality shit worthy enough to be considered a contribution to the poop found in poop report. Your "poop team" consistantly produces high quality shit should be proud of yourselves. No matter what happens, you can be proud of what you "left behind."
P.S. I have to run because the "enema patrol" is coming to get me. I swear I'm innocent!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.05.2005

While it is true that many may produce shit, there are few that can produce the kind of quality shit worthy enough to be considered a contribution to the poop found in poop report. Your "poop team" consistantly produces high quality shit should be proud of yourselves. No matter what happens, you can be proud of what you "left behind."
P.S. I have to run because the "enema patrol" is coming to get me. I swear I'm innocent!

Anonymous Coward -- 04.05.2005

I have learned over the years that when going on job interviews you must be yourself and have the attitude that the employer needs you, you don't need them.

It wasn't PoopReport that got you the job...it was your honest approach to the interview.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.05.2005

I have learned over the years that when going on job interviews you must be yourself and have the attitude that the employer needs you, you don't need them.

It wasn't PoopReport that got you the job...it was your honest approach to the interview.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.05.2005

My line of work is high-end computer sales to corporate customers. The job sucks but I make good money. The HR guy seemed like a decent guy and I think the fact that I just straight up told him the site cut the tension just enough so we could actually talk like normal people, not someone interviewing for a job. Was probably one of the better interviews I've had. Usually you are so concerned with acting like something you are not that you can't be yourself.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.05.2005

My line of work is high-end computer sales to corporate customers. The job sucks but I make good money. The HR guy seemed like a decent guy and I think the fact that I just straight up told him the site cut the tension just enough so we could actually talk like normal people, not someone interviewing for a job. Was probably one of the better interviews I've had. Usually you are so concerned with acting like something you are not that you can't be yourself.

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