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Bystander injured by officer in line of doodie

Posted 04.25.2005 by Logjam
Last Thursday, an off-duty San Antonio police officer attending an auto auction found himself needing to go real bad. As officer Craig Clancy was lowering his trousers in the restroom stall, his service pistol fell from his waistband. In a frantic attempt to catch his piece before it hit the floor, Clancy managed instead to fire off two rounds.

One of the bullets ricocheted off the tile floor and into the leg of a man washing his hands. The injured fellow was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

PoopReport has this question for its crap-pot team. Should Officer Clancy have finished his business before seeing to the wounded man, or should he have clamped his sphincter tight and rushed out to staunch the flow issuing from the new, sphincterless hole he’d just created?
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Anonymous Coward -- 04.25.2005

I suspect that the fright from the firing of the pistol effectively pinched it off for him. Conversely, it is possible that the fright might have created an instant expulsion... (I.E., he got so scared he shit himself.)

Anonymous Coward -- 04.25.2005

I suspect that the fright from the firing of the pistol effectively pinched it off for him. Conversely, it is possible that the fright might have created an instant expulsion... (I.E., he got so scared he shit himself.)

Anonymous Coward -- 04.25.2005

Too bad the officer didn't have the opportunity to pump a good, rock-hard, donut-induced, hollowpoint projectile outta his hemorrhoid-infested, hogbutt, crusty-cheeked, buffalo bung that woulda richocheted off the porcelain instead of that wayward bullet.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.25.2005

Too bad the officer didn't have the opportunity to pump a good, rock-hard, donut-induced, hollowpoint projectile outta his hemorrhoid-infested, hogbutt, crusty-cheeked, buffalo bung that woulda richocheted off the porcelain instead of that wayward bullet.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.25.2005

My guess if that there was a simultaneous shitting. At the exact moment the cop was scared by the gunshot he cut off his hanging grogan, the bullet pierced the other poor mans leg and he picked off where the cop left off(I.E. laid a potato in his pants).

Anonymous Coward -- 04.25.2005

My guess if that there was a simultaneous shitting. At the exact moment the cop was scared by the gunshot he cut off his hanging grogan, the bullet pierced the other poor mans leg and he picked off where the cop left off(I.E. laid a potato in his pants).

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