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Posted 04.29.2005 by Logjam
No one ever said that being famous would be easy. But R&B singer Usher still considered a closed stall door an inviolate barrier between his need for privacy and an admiring public, until even this illusion was recently shattered.

According to Usher: "I'm in a stall and this guy is on the telephone and I can hear his conversation. He's talking to his sister saying, 'He's in the stall right next to me... I can't right now. You know what, I'll call you back. Don't worry about it, I got it.'

"And then a few seconds later, a little piece of paper slides under. He says, 'Yo, man, let me get your autograph, man!'"

Usher didn't say how he responded. Any suggestions, PoopReporters? (And let's hope The Shit Volcano is online with her unique brand of restroom repartee.)
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Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

I wouldn't want his autograph. I would only ask him if he could spare a square.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

I wouldn't want his autograph. I would only ask him if he could spare a square.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

He should have wiped his ass with the piece of paper and passed it back. Is nothing sacred, even a peaceful private crap, in our celebrity obsessed culture?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

He should have wiped his ass with the piece of paper and passed it back. Is nothing sacred, even a peaceful private crap, in our celebrity obsessed culture?

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

Good one, fullofsht. When busloads of tourists arrived in front of his house in Mississippi, William Faulkner was said to have walked out into his yard and then proceed to take a leak.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

Good one, fullofsht. When busloads of tourists arrived in front of his house in Mississippi, William Faulkner was said to have walked out into his yard and then proceed to take a leak.

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

'Yo, man, let me get your autograph, man!'"

Usher clicks open his cell. “T-Bone, my man. Got another stall stalker to my left in here. You want to take care of it now, or wait till he comes out?”

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

'Yo, man, let me get your autograph, man!'"

Usher clicks open his cell. “T-Bone, my man. Got another stall stalker to my left in here. You want to take care of it now, or wait till he comes out?”

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

I would just toss him a turd... "here ya go, a little bit of Usher."

Anonymous Coward -- 04.29.2005

I would just toss him a turd... "here ya go, a little bit of Usher."

Anonymous Coward -- 04.30.2005

Usher could of broke out with new lyrics to his Nice & Slow song

Anonymous Coward -- 04.30.2005

Usher could of broke out with new lyrics to his Nice & Slow song

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

I actually met Martha Stewart in the bathroom at work a number of years ago - she was at the tech company to see a demo...

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

I actually met Martha Stewart in the bathroom at work a number of years ago - she was at the tech company to see a demo...

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