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Bus drivers make garden pit stop

Posted 05.13.2005 by Logjam
Residents of Camden Gardens in the U.K. are engaged in a rip snorter of a struggle with a neighborhood bus station. There is no restroom in the station, and residents collected a petition that prevented the company from erecting a portable loo outside because they thought it would detract from the local ambience.

Caught in the middle of the dispute are the desperate bus drivers who, taking matters into their own bowels, have been using gardens in front of nearby apartments to express themselves.

Kim Redman, who lives in Camden Gardens, said: "It's disgusting. Our garden is a toilet for them, because they don't have one at the station."

So round and round we go, but where the poop stops, this much we know.
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

Solution: build a small permanent bathroom unit at the station.

How effing hard can this be?

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

Solution: build a small permanent bathroom unit at the station.

How effing hard can this be?

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1120) -- 05.14.2009

or give everyone a catheter.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

realripsnorter (70) -- 05.14.2009


I have given serious thought to undertaking this occupation, but the lack of "available hardware" has been a major deciding factor against driving a bus for me. Not only for the Blast Attack, but peeing or pooping - I can rarely travel far away from home before I'm on the hunt for a facility.
Maybe they could just install a potty under the drivers seat, and I could just wear a shawl around my waist while driving and just "let fly" at will.

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It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

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