Residents of Camden Gardens in the U.K. are engaged in a rip snorter of a struggle with a neighborhood bus station. There is no restroom in the station, and residents collected a petition that prevented the company from erecting a portable loo outside because they thought it would detract from the local ambience.

Caught in the middle of the dispute are the desperate bus drivers who, taking matters into their own bowels, have been using gardens in front of nearby apartments to express themselves.

Kim Redman, who lives in Camden Gardens, said: "It's disgusting. Our garden is a toilet for them, because they don't have one at the station."

So round and round we go, but where the poop stops, this much we know.