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Turning brown eyes blond

Posted 05.16.2005 by Logjam
You checked out the condition of your asshole lately? Wondered, maybe, what reaction it might provoke around town should you start showing it off?

Worried that present or future lovers won't like what they see, some owners of brown eyes have taken to bleaching their starfishes to make them look more inviting.

This is my personal opinion for sure, but I'd be up for any product that would make my asshole look LESS inviting.

(Thanks to Poopster39 for this lead.)
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Anonymous Coward -- 05.16.2005

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Anonymous Coward -- 05.16.2005

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Anonymous Coward -- 05.16.2005

same reason you visited the page I guess. =)

Anonymous Coward -- 05.16.2005

same reason you visited the page I guess. =)

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

Goddamn peope are stupid. Why the hell didn't that lady looking at the porn mag with her boyfriend just ask him if he was hinting at anything, instead of ASSuming the worst and making a beeline to get her bum burned with chemicals?

If you are at the level in your relationship that you trust your partner to look/touch/penetrate your ass, then I think it goes wthout saying that you should be comfortable talking about it. If not, maybe you should reevaluate a few things before taking it any further.

bleaching your asshole... fucking ridiculous

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

Goddamn peope are stupid. Why the hell didn't that lady looking at the porn mag with her boyfriend just ask him if he was hinting at anything, instead of ASSuming the worst and making a beeline to get her bum burned with chemicals?

If you are at the level in your relationship that you trust your partner to look/touch/penetrate your ass, then I think it goes wthout saying that you should be comfortable talking about it. If not, maybe you should reevaluate a few things before taking it any further.

bleaching your asshole... fucking ridiculous

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

For the love of all that is hole-y...

Why do people have to look at each other's assholes during sex? The fact that someone is plunking his "plug" into another person's rear socket in the first place, is silly enough. To complain that it's not a preferred color is way off the charts.

Just turn off the light if you're gonna rearend someone, and stop worrying about whether a sphincter is blond or brunett.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

For the love of all that is hole-y...

Why do people have to look at each other's assholes during sex? The fact that someone is plunking his "plug" into another person's rear socket in the first place, is silly enough. To complain that it's not a preferred color is way off the charts.

Just turn off the light if you're gonna rearend someone, and stop worrying about whether a sphincter is blond or brunett.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

I don't think its the hair their really bleaching but the starfish skin to get that "clean" aka "burned with flesh eating acid" look. Hopefully on females at least, theres very minimal to no hair if they have anal sex as I assume that can have the same effect on a guys unit as salt peter.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.17.2005

I don't think its the hair their really bleaching but the starfish skin to get that "clean" aka "burned with flesh eating acid" look. Hopefully on females at least, theres very minimal to no hair if they have anal sex as I assume that can have the same effect on a guys unit as salt peter.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.18.2005

Strange how the fact that a guy is putting his unit into a rectal tract that has fecal matter in it, doesn't seem to gross him out, but naturally brown sphincter skin does. Sheesh.

Yeah, a hairy poot hole on a female probably would gross out guys used to the smooth-shaved American chick. Skin color should not be in the equation, though. What are those women thinking when they have their starfish lightened??

Anonymous Coward -- 05.18.2005

Strange how the fact that a guy is putting his unit into a rectal tract that has fecal matter in it, doesn't seem to gross him out, but naturally brown sphincter skin does. Sheesh.

Yeah, a hairy poot hole on a female probably would gross out guys used to the smooth-shaved American chick. Skin color should not be in the equation, though. What are those women thinking when they have their starfish lightened??

Anonymous Coward -- 05.18.2005

poopergal, i'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but, people are stupid.

i know, i know. i was shocked too, when i first found out. but it's true.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.18.2005

poopergal, i'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but, people are stupid.

i know, i know. i was shocked too, when i first found out. but it's true.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.19.2005

I'll get over it.

Anonymous Coward -- 05.19.2005

I'll get over it.

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