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Sure I shit, but I don't watch TV

Posted 06.28.2005 by Logjam
In a recent commentary in Starpress.com, columnist Chuck Avery makes the interesting observation that current home decorating magazines "glorif[y] the human need to bathe, urinate and defecate with expensive and ornate retreats." He also claims that "the people who show off their fancy bathrooms are generally the same people who hide their television sets inside a piece of furniture resembling an armoire. They don't want visitors to see that they do anything so disreputable as watch television."

Is he right? Are the well-to-do becoming Shameless Shitters but shameful TV viewers?

Dave adds: One of the main points of my upcoming book is how the 18th-Century Victorians adopted the private, sequestered, indoor flush toilet because it enabled them to differentiate themselves from the stinking masses who used public outdoor privies to relieve themselves. With these "bathrooms," the rich could pretend they didn’t even shit at all. This column shows how far culture has reversed itself -- now shitting is a point of pride, and "high culture" folks differentiate themselves from the stinking masses by hiding their TVs, so no one knows that Mr. and Mrs. Yuppie watch The Simple Life just like Cletus and Brandine do.

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Anonymous Coward -- 06.28.2005

man, i hate people who think they're too good for tv. i know some people who just don't particularly care for tv, and that's different. what i hate are the people who refer to it as garbage and such. people who don't watch it at all are bad enough, but to watch tv and then try to pretend that you don't because it's beneath you is just ridiculous! it's fucking entertainment! there's nothing wrong with wanting to be entertained, and no reason to be ashamed of it. now, what you watch is another story. there are some shows that people should be ashamed of watching. but there's plenty of intellectual crap on tv. it's not all sitcoms and reality shows.

by the way, i love tv!

Anonymous Coward -- 06.28.2005

man, i hate people who think they're too good for tv. i know some people who just don't particularly care for tv, and that's different. what i hate are the people who refer to it as garbage and such. people who don't watch it at all are bad enough, but to watch tv and then try to pretend that you don't because it's beneath you is just ridiculous! it's fucking entertainment! there's nothing wrong with wanting to be entertained, and no reason to be ashamed of it. now, what you watch is another story. there are some shows that people should be ashamed of watching. but there's plenty of intellectual crap on tv. it's not all sitcoms and reality shows.

by the way, i love tv!

Anonymous Coward -- 06.28.2005

Exactly. I like watching the discovery channel and stuff, and from it, I learned about metalcraft, reptiles, and how machines work.

Now if all TV looked like what MTV is now, I'd stop caring.

Anonymous Coward -- 06.28.2005

Exactly. I like watching the discovery channel and stuff, and from it, I learned about metalcraft, reptiles, and how machines work.

Now if all TV looked like what MTV is now, I'd stop caring.

Anonymous Coward -- 06.29.2005

I am not a big fan of TV myself. Maybe I will catch the news or a nice PBS show, but thats about it.

Anonymous Coward -- 06.29.2005

I am not a big fan of TV myself. Maybe I will catch the news or a nice PBS show, but thats about it.

Anonymous Coward -- 07.02.2005

Funny. My guest bathroom is decked out with antiques and smell good, and our huge ass television is in a victorian, queen anne footed television cabinet.
However, we don't ever close the cabinet.
Funny

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