"Poop doesn't have to stink."

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One of the fundamental tenets of PoopReport is that we're all brothers and sisters under the tyranny of the colon. Our social hierarchies are all false, we claim; when it really boils down to it, all pretense of class and power fades under the fact that your poop stinks just as bad as the next guy.



But what if the next guy's poop didn't stink?



That may be possible, thanks to Take A Whiff, a "dietary supplement that acts as a fecal deodorizer." You take two pills a day, your poop doesn't stink. Some components of the pills promote the growth of bacteria that break down sulfur compounds in poop, while others break down the sulfur compounds directly. The result: following a few days of diarrhea while your bowels are getting used to it, your poop comes out sans sulfur. No sulfur, no smell.



Interestingly, Whiff's inventor Steve Schuster pitches this product based not on some hyperactive sense of Shameful Shitting but rather out of a sense of politeness towards his fellow man. "People use underarm deodorant every day to make sure they don't have stinky armpits," he says. "We should all be just as conscientious and considerate of others about the smell of our poop."



Now, this story would be worthless without a brave soul to step up and try it out. Even though Schuster sent me a two-month supply of pills, that brave soul is NOT your loyal webmaster. No, I passed them on to the PoopReporting community's Mae West: Chris Rockwell of The Daily Download. ("I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.")



Even Chris was skeptical. But as you can hear in this interview with Schuster, Chris is convinced that, at the least, Whiff won't kill him. Chris's experiment has begun; listen to his show to find out if Take A Whiff really does make your poop not stink. I kinda hope the product doesn't work -- it'll be a bizarre world indeed if there are actually people whose poop doesn't stink.

40 Comments on ""Poop doesn't have to stink.""

Anonymous's picture
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don't need no stinking pills, I eat yogurt & it works the same w/o the diarhea

Chad Brown's picture
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Dave:

I broke down and tried it. It works just fine. And yes, it did take a few days of getting used to.

If you're not much for the green poop though, try using a deodorizer like Just A Drop which at least gets rid of the odor.

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This reminds me of a funny thing that happened to me when I was about twelve. I was bathing the dog in the outdoor sink, and after I was through, I turned to our maid and said, "He still smells like a dog!"

To which she replied: "He always gone smell like dat!"

So I guess you can perfume it and spritz it and do whatever you want to it, but poop is always gonna be poop no matter what. Disguising its odor for the few seconds it lingers in the air before being flushed away to its sewery reward seems a bit fussy to me.

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Oh, boy. Just reading this I can see trouble ahead. The virtual 'haves' and the 'have nots.' A shit caste, if you will. I think it's dumb, because the bottom line is that poop still feels the same way coming out. And wiping/rinsing hygiene has nothing to do with money!

Bunk, say I. Just one more way for those with more dollars than sense to feel superior: as in, 'my shit doesn't stink.' Guess what? You're the types I sneaky-snake fart around in public making everyone sniff and wonder..... Hehehe.

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No, it can't be good for you. I don't think we should medicate ourselves against what comes out naturally. Poop stinks for a reason. It only smells when it comes out, and we poop in places set aside for poop (well, most of the time). Why is it a problem for poop to smell when it's deposited in the proper receptacle? What is WRONG with people? It's just not right.

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On occassion I have take vitamins or meds that have made my poop smell different. I expect poop smell NOT something artificial.
Producing waste since 1967

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But doesnt that take all the romance out of taking a crap. I mean the stench is your mark! If you take away my mark then I am NO LONGER the Thunderous Crapper. I am a less stinky version. I am powerful because I KNOW that my dumps can gag a maggot. I know that IF I MUST resort to turd terroism (again I realize this is a fine line) what difference would it make if my crap didnt stink. Its the sulphur that makes it all worthwhile why would anyone want to make their shit NOT stink. I think its easier to use a courtesy flush if you are that self concious.
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GGG is totally right. Poop is poop - it smells!!! You go in the toilet, you expect to smell shit, like you go in the kitchen and you smell food. What is the problem here!!??

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I'm with Thunderous. What's the point of pooping if you can't share the smell? First, gasless beans and now pills that rob you of shit stink? What's next? Anti-burp syrup that stops your belches from peeling paint? Boring!

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sandy's picture
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I feel that is a great product even though you especially when you must go in a public rest room or other social setting

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Poop is supposed to stink, although a reasonable effort should be maintained to keep the scent contained to the appropriate locations. The smell of shit is only mildly distressing in the bathroom but I don't want to smell it at my desk down the hall from the turder.

With that said, I can deal with the stench of most poop. However, the Curryvores are the worst. Anything composed of curry should be kept to oneself. I don't want to smell it when you're cooking it, I don't want to smell it when your passing it and, for gawd's sake, I don't want to smell it on the subway during rush hour.
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My poop doesn't stink. Really,no lie. I don't take anything either. I don't eat any meat, that's the stinkiest form to your pooh.
Dog doo stinks, cow pies not as bad. You are what you eat....

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Mi hermano huele a caca a donde quiera que va, nunca se limpia bien el culo, a lo mejor le gusta ese olor... Su mierda tiene un olor añejo, como mierda rezagada en el ano por mucho tiempo, espero que algún día desaparezca ese olor de su trasero, es muy desagradable estar a su alrededor. Es un cerdo, su nombre es José Luis Dávalos Jiménez.

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Efren seems to be saying (for the non spanish-speaking people here) that his brother smells like poop and doesn't wipe his butt very well. I think Efren thinks that's because his brother likes the smell. He says that he thinks his brother smells like old shit because he doesn't wipe it very often. He hopes his brother stops stinking someday, because he's really nasty to be around because of it. Then he says his brother is a pig, and he gives his name.

At least I think. Babelfish has its faults.


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So Jose smells worse than an outhouse at a Mexican burrito festival.

Carts's picture
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If this product is legit then there is going to be so many people that have fecal body odor(they are very clean but somehow the smell of poo eminates from every orifice of there bodies) finally free of putrid odors, it is so hard to find a cure when you have fecal odor(forum- my ass really really smells here on poopreport.com), people have had it for more than 15 years and have lived like hermits for most of their lives, iv only had it a year but that is still too long, someone from another forum is testing them out for us, pray for us as we just want to be normal again and im hoping these not only work but also work longterm:) Carts

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You know Carts, the longer I am a contributor to this site, the more I think some of the "I smell" posters have bacterial/yeast trouble.


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I think that one would have more to be concerned about if ones breath smells like ass. But pooping at work is a delicate social issue. I work with a bunch of fart-knockers; older women who raise stink if someone shits before they go to the loo.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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Ever notice how your pee smells like Honey Smacks after u eat them? What's that all about?

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Probably to do with the fact that you just ate Honey Smacks

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I want nothing to do with a product that takes away from my "signature" stench. I also abhor that product of the devil "Beano". Poops and farts are supposed to stink. If anyone came up with a product that increased the smell factor, Farto rather than Beano, I would be a customer.
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Amen Chief. Nothing's better than letting the deaf enjoy the same things we do.

IBS NO MORE's picture
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Chief... Make yourself an egg, cauliflower, and red meat casserole, add garlic and onions for extra stank, throw in some beans for volume, then smother it in cheddar and swiss cheese. Wash that down with a large glass of chocolate milk. Your nose (and the noses of everyone within a 1 mile radius) will never be the same.

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IBSalot.... I have some even more lethal combinations but in the interest of world peace I shall not mention them. Let me end by saying that moldy cabbage and salmonella infested meats have their places in the world's cuisines .


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Food combining has made my poop and farts have such a mild odor that, now, I gag on the smell of Mr. No More's output.

I don't miss it a bit, and no weird pills needed.

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When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
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Blind Mullet's picture
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I think I'd have to go with the majority here.
Theres just something indescribably funny about floating an air biscuit and seeing the look on someone's face as the enter the 'zone'.
Some people squint, some get that involuntary neck jerk, some get that wide-eyed look of disbelief.
Some even get instant religion, and say "Oh Jesus!".
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i think this is stupid. Poop smells cuz of what you eat. Poop NEEDS to smell, IT'S NORMAL. I'll prefer to buy Glade before buying a placebo.
*what a shit...

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Who dat?
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Who dat say their shit don't stink?! Who dat?! Who dat?!
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With no stink, a poop has no soul or meaning. Viva la stench !

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I was trying to figure out why it doesn't stink when I go to the bathroom and I found this site. I seriously think something is amiss. It's shit. Shit stinks. WHY NOT MINE?? Some people think I'm an idiot for questioning a "good" thing but I'm not so sure it's good. Garbage, rotting things, toxins aren't supposed to smell pretty or be fresh as a daisy. If your shit stinks, I think it's a good sign. As for the rest of us who must be from another planet......

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CreepyAlys -- Garbage, rotting things, and toxins shouldn't smell good, you are correct; however, if you have those things sitting inside your colon long enough to make the poo reek horribly, then you are constipated and likely have a bad diet.

The fact that yours doesn't smell horribly offensive IS a good thing--it means you are eating right and moving your bowels often, just as we all should.

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When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I work with a gal who actually BRAGS that her poop and farts don't stink because she takes probiotics. I'd rather have smelly stools than to tell everyone about my odorless stool. But that's just me.

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Actually, in my experience, if I've been constipated and had a very hard stool, it doesn't smell much. The poop that smells bad is that which goes through too quickly--diarrhea or nearly. If something was kind of rotten in the food, the intestines will do one of two things: (1) say "Ugh! You can't stay here!" and shoot the bad stuff right out the rear; or (2) calmly digest it, smells and all, and put it out as normal poop in a normal time span. In case (1) there will be bad poop smells; in case (2) normal poop smells.

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I went into wally world to take a dump today. It smelled so much like sulphur I though hell was coming out of my ass. When I was done I calmly cleaned my ass and turned around and saw the evil that look like satan himself. I flushed and quickly left wally world and I shall never return. Satan lives there in the crapper......

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I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news bpos, but the evil obviously lives within your bowels. I can perform an exorcism for a very reasonable price.

Father Thunderbutt


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Zita's picture
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Do you want to read an interesting illustrated short story book about an incident that happened to me in regards to poop? Read and laugh a little.

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Sorry Zita, your link didn't work so I took it out.

PS: I don't know if you had poo pictures in the short story or not but if you did that is taboo on poop report.


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Anonymous's picture
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No smell would be awesome, but the diarrhea is big problem. I would prefer a clean smelling bathroom over one that smells like someone shat everywhere.

Anonymous's picture
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My name is Lisa and I am 38 years old and my poop has no odor. It takes me less than five minutes to let it all out. My husband, step son, and father-in-law on the other hand make you want to spray the house down and then leave.

I don't take pills, I eat everything they eat. We eat everything except pork. To be honest the only time I might have a light odor is if I have diarrhea and even then its not overwhelming. I want to know if I should be worried that something might be wrong with me? Can any one give me some insight?