The Daily Download, known to me as the greatest podcast in the world, has just gotten greater. In case you haven't been listening, The Daily Download is a semi-daily podcast recorded while host Chris Rockwell takes a dump. He reviews poop products, does poop experiments, conducts poop interviews, and more. Why, just last week the dude stuck his poop in a microwave just to see what would happen. Comic genius.

So how could it possibly get better? Only by including yours truly. I'm pleased to announce that I'll be appearing on the show once a week to read poop reports from PoopReport.com's vast archives of stories. Check out today's show (in which, in addition to the soothing sounds of my smooth tenor, you'll enjoy Chris pooping into kitty litter); also listen to the one from last week and the one before that.

Plus, if you're a published PoopReporter, and YOU want to read your story on Chris's show, let me know. Anything can be arranged.