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In the future you'll drink your pee

Posted 08.01.2005 by Dave
They say that products like Tang and Teflon were originally developed for space missions; we consumers enjoy their benefit only thanks to the industrious men and women at NASA. If that's the case, we can soon look forward to ending water shortages and solving problems related to water transportation and storage thanks to a company working to adopt NASA urine-recycling technology for life on Earth.

The problem was this: water takes up too much room. Spaceships can only be so big; it's kinda wasteful to take up so much real estate with tanks that hold water that is just going to be pissed away soon after it is drunk. This five-step system (the five steps are detailed in the article) takes pee, sweat, and grey water from sinks and drains, and purifies it into fresh water.

But the uses aren't just for space. The military is interested, of course, given that it seems we're going to be fighting in certain deserts for quite some time. And, given the fact that water is growing shorter in supply, you should be interested, too. Imagine a urine recycler in every house! It may sound gross now, but when it's either that or a catastrophic shortage of water that threatens our cushy way of life... I'll take a glass of pee, thank you.
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Anonymous Coward -- 08.02.2005

Some Indian Prime Minister used to drink his pee. Can't remember which one... Salman Rushdie talked about him in Midnight's Children. So I guess recycling is unnecessary... just drink it.

Anonymous Coward -- 08.02.2005

Some Indian Prime Minister used to drink his pee. Can't remember which one... Salman Rushdie talked about him in Midnight's Children. So I guess recycling is unnecessary... just drink it.

Anonymous Coward -- 08.05.2005

Actually, urine is not even sickeningly toxic on the first cycle. (After drinking nothing but urine for a couple of days the toxicity gets a lot greater). In fact the Chinese have been drinking their own urine to improve their health.

http://skepdic.com/urine.html

An excerpt from Rotten.com:
http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/drinking-pee/

"Inhabitants of the Kamchitka Peninsula, in Northeastern Siberia, traditionally drank the urine of individuals who had ingested the psychedelic mushroom amanita muscaria. It is believed to be the only hallucinogenic substance that does not alter it's chemical structure upon being passed through the human body. Only well-to-do individuals could afford to purchase and consume the potent fungus. But they generously shared the prized intoxicant with poorer friends and relations by letting them drink bowls of their drug-laced urine. These individuals then shared their urine, and so on, and so on -- ensuring that everyone shared in the high. The intoxicant would also drink his own urine, thus keeping his high going for a few days at a time, without any additional expense. "

I have never drank my own pee and I would be leary to unless I was dehydrated and stranded on a desert island. My friend once peed in a beer bottle and handed it to another friend who sipped it and almost puked. He returned the prank the same way a few days later! Amazingly enough he fell for it and got a taste of his own medicine (no pun intended).

Anonymous Coward -- 08.05.2005

Actually, urine is not even sickeningly toxic on the first cycle. (After drinking nothing but urine for a couple of days the toxicity gets a lot greater). In fact the Chinese have been drinking their own urine to improve their health.

http://skepdic.com/urine.html

An excerpt from Rotten.com:
http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/drinking-pee/

"Inhabitants of the Kamchitka Peninsula, in Northeastern Siberia, traditionally drank the urine of individuals who had ingested the psychedelic mushroom amanita muscaria. It is believed to be the only hallucinogenic substance that does not alter it's chemical structure upon being passed through the human body. Only well-to-do individuals could afford to purchase and consume the potent fungus. But they generously shared the prized intoxicant with poorer friends and relations by letting them drink bowls of their drug-laced urine. These individuals then shared their urine, and so on, and so on -- ensuring that everyone shared in the high. The intoxicant would also drink his own urine, thus keeping his high going for a few days at a time, without any additional expense. "

I have never drank my own pee and I would be leary to unless I was dehydrated and stranded on a desert island. My friend once peed in a beer bottle and handed it to another friend who sipped it and almost puked. He returned the prank the same way a few days later! Amazingly enough he fell for it and got a taste of his own medicine (no pun intended).

Anonymous Coward -- 08.05.2005

Nevertheless, it sounds like the original poster has been reading too much Frank Herbert where the Fremen wore stillsuits that would recycle their urine and siphon it back into their mouths. Imagine having to pee your pants just to get a drink!

Anonymous Coward -- 08.05.2005

Nevertheless, it sounds like the original poster has been reading too much Frank Herbert where the Fremen wore stillsuits that would recycle their urine and siphon it back into their mouths. Imagine having to pee your pants just to get a drink!

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