Editor's note: from time to time AssBlaster2000 will do us the honor of reporting what's been going on in The PoopReport Forums. If you're not a member of this august and venerable community of dedicated poopers, here's what you've been missing...


PoopReport Fantasy Football!
Love poop? Love football? Have a funny poop-related team name? Sign up for PoopReport fantasy football on Yahoo -- and hurry, because the season starts soon!

Scruncher or Folder?
The eternal toilet paper debate. Even though this subject has been discussed time and time again over the last several years, ideas on how to best utilize your TP always makes for thought-provoking conversation.

If you're a scat fetishist...
...then you'll want to see exactly what the members of the PoopReport community feel about this practice. If you're not, then you may want to join us in poking fun at those who believe this site is for the un-intellectual appreciation of non-humorous poop topics.

How to avoid a shart
Share with us your techniques on how you avoid an accidental ass leak when you're really just trying to squeak out a fart.

Superhero supershits
You know you're a PoopReporter when you find yourself thinking about how your favorite comic book character's shit might come out.