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Earn a degree in toilet cleaning

Posted 08.29.2005 by Logjam
If you want to make some despised activity respectable and highly paid (undertaking, for example), require a professional degree to do it. That's just what Jack Sim, president of The World Toilet Organization, has done for the worst of all jobs: cleaning the toilet. He's established the world's first Toilet College in Singapore, at which students will receive hands-on training on all things toilet.



According to Mr. Sim, "We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing locks, repairing leaky taps, doing periodical heavy cleaning, technical cleaning, taking away urine salt inside the toilet and recommending changes to the toilet layout."

Funded partly by government agencies, the courses will teach cleaners to use new equipment and techniques from Japan. Cleaners will be given full responsibility for their toilets.

We at PoopReport certainly expect that our site will become required course reading. We also advise PoopReporters that if this Toilet College idea continues, you may be in high demand to fill faculty postions. Just imagine: Dr. Di Uhreea, Professor PooperGal, Dean Dave...

-- Dr. Logjam

Editor's note: Logjam speaks with authority. He was once himself a toilet cleaner. He didn't have no fancy degree, though...
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Anonymous Coward -- 08.29.2005

Is there credit for life experience? I have been shoveling poultry poop for years (pet chickens, ducks, geese, turkey). I like to think that I have a certain finesse in the way I clean out piles of crap. Maybe I can get an advanced certificate for that?

Anonymous Coward -- 08.29.2005

Is there credit for life experience? I have been shoveling poultry poop for years (pet chickens, ducks, geese, turkey). I like to think that I have a certain finesse in the way I clean out piles of crap. Maybe I can get an advanced certificate for that?

sewerles (1) -- 09.16.2005

very honoured to make part of you all of the academic of the Brown University. my english is very very weak but my heart ant my rectus are ready to know and love the great STUFF. ty ty I hope to deserve. annemarie 34 yo italy
( sewerles). ALL IS FLUSHING WELL.

Fart Poopie (1257) -- 09.16.2005

I think I'd call the school Loo U. or Poo U.

These courses should be required in high school, though. Too many people have no idea how to properly clean their toilet. Not to start a gender battle, but most of the single men I've known did not own toilet brushes.

Bilgepump (1871) -- 09.16.2005

Being in the janitorial/sanitary supply business, I'd be happy to answer any and all question on equipment and chemicals. You would be surprised at the variety and application of this stuff.
Perhaps a story in the near future on it, although I'm not sure what catagory it would fall under.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.29.2007

Fart Poopie, Poo U is a very funny school name. I like it!
Producing waste since 1967

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