A man arrested for drunken behavior was found smoking in his cell. Smoking is not allowed in this prison and the cigarette was confiscated. A little later the man was found smoking again and a thorough search of his cell showed no evidence of a cigarette pack. The cops were completely puzzled. They kept an eye on the guy and later saw him shitting on the cell floor. He had kept his lighter and cigarette pack up his bunghole and they had caused rectal bleeding. The man is now being treated for alcohol and tobacco addiction.