A 19-year-old New Zealand dude was arrested by cops for pissing in an alleyway. Instead of appearing in court, he agreed to make a public apology in the newspaper. His ad read: "I, Daniel Paul McCarthy, realize that it is unhygienic, and there are other places to urinate in Dunedin." Mr. McCarthy is a farm laborer who says he was "in the wrong place at the wrong time" when Dunedin police arrested him. As part of copping a plea, he's also had to donate about $50 to charity. Wow, that was one expensive piss!