One time my girlfriend was taking a bath and got her big toe stuck in the tub spout. Her parents tried everything, but they eventually had to call for help. Did they call a plumber? No. They called the fire department. Here's a 14-year-old girl STUCK IN THE BATHTUB, with 5 firemen and 2 paramedics swarming the premises. They had to dismantle the plumbing to get her toe out. "And they were all cute, too! I wanted to die!"

Stick your foot down the can,
It will call a fireman.
He will try to pull it out,
Even if you scream and shout.
Unless you have to piss or shit,
Stay the hell away from it.
Or you might end on PoopReport,
Awaiting some witless retort,
Offered by those with too much time,
sometimes in godawful rhyme.

Anomalous Coward, I like your writings! That made me laugh as much as reading the story above. At the same time, I really like your style and form.

I've fallen in a toilet before when I was really small, but never gotten stuck in it! This woman must have had a really hard time. I'm assuming that it was one of the squat-type toilets, because who would stand in a western-type toilet to clean it?

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GGG, that scenario was also the premise of an Old Dick Van Dyke show, and of course Laura Petrie cried "ohhhhhh Robbbb". Once again Jerry Helper did NOT live up to his name.

GGG
You started your story talking about your girlfriend, but at the end it sounds like you were the one with the toe stuck in the drain??"And they were all cute, too! I wanted to die!" Did she say that, or you? Just for my info only. Mr I

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I love ice cream and cheese, but they don't love me back.

Mr. Intolerance, the last sentence of GGG's post was in quotation marks, which means she was quoting her friend. :-)

Leave it to Beaver? Dick Van Dyke? Bunga, methinks you're watching to much Nick at Night. ;-)

Actually an acid flashback Poopie, but thanks for your concern. Now if I can just figure out how to get my cd player to work at 33 1/3 maybe I can groove to Atomic Rooster. Peace

No, it really was a friend, and I do remember that episode of D.V.D. (Hah! DVD!). I think there was some special circumstance that caused them to shoot the whole scene with Laura behind the door.

Anyway, it really happened to my friend, Tina, who lived in Hayward, CA at the time, which would have been about 1982 or so. Lord help me if she ever finds out I mentioned it here!

I would not want this to happen to me. That's why the lid is always down after the business is done.
Producing waste since 1967

Very wise MSS - I can testify to this after a couple of my possessions 'went round the bend'!!

How and why did she put her foot in the crapper anyway???

If she was for some reason, standing on the toilet, she could have simply put the cover down.
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"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."