I love the Weekly World News! It's so fake and the editors admit it (unlike some of the tabloids who will remain nameless). I've never bought a copy, but I enjoy laughing at the headlines as I pass through the grocery line. My favorite articles are the ones that show an ass cloud, or a storm cloud, or some other "cloudy" phenomena and say that the face of Satan was seen in it.

The other day I glanced at a WWN and laughed my ass off at an article that said "Red-Neck Aliens Invade Trailer Park". The picture was of those classic white, bug-eyed aliens wearing suspenders and baseball caps.

Anyway, I have some choice ideas of books I could use as toilet paper. The sixth Harry Potter book. Anything by Ann Coulter. Any romance novel on the market. There was this one book I hated as a kid (and still hate today) called "The Good Day Mice". A book my cousin gave me for a birthday gift called "The Weather Makers", fucking global warming!

You know, this might make a good poll question. What type of book would you use a toilet paper?

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina