Mmmm, Peanut Butter

Posted 08.19.2002 by AssBlaster2000
That's what dogs in Anchorage, Alaska will be thinking if city parks director Jim Posey can help it. His idea is to cover dog turds left in the streets in peanut butter so that the dogs will eat them. He assumes the owners will be disgusted and begin picking up the poop. Sounds like desperate measures to me.
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healthy 1 (1427) -- 10.20.2006

Ok, all well and good but, what if a little kid gets ahold of the poop/peanutbutter combo.

I smell a lawsuit brewing.
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runninggrrl2 (170) -- 10.20.2006

That is such a stupid idea. That would take more time, effort, and money than just scooping the poop. Why don't they just start instituting a fine or something?

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GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 10.22.2006

Dogs eat shit, anyway. No peanut butter required.

What a waste of good peanut butter.

And my dog would balk unless there was jelly.

DungDaddy (1386) -- 08.20.2007

A. This is wonderful government beaurocrat think.

B. My dog needs no encouragement. He is a little poop scarfing sonofabitch.

Bettie has the runs (17) -- 08.20.2007

Hmmm. Just what kind of peanut butter are we talking about? I mean like the cheap dollar store stuff or the high qaulity chrunchy?
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GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 08.20.2007

And who the HELL is going to go around spreading peanut butter on turds?!? Why wouldn't you just pay that same guy to scoop the poop?

EB (not verified) -- 08.20.2008

I think this is a great idea. It's stupid in the short run, but I think pet owners will get used to this idea. Of course it will be expensive in the beginning, but after 6 months of this, you'll bet no owners will leave their pet's poop all laying around.

MSG (754) -- 08.20.2008

Yuck! It's unsanitary, unnecessary, impractical, ineffective, etc., blah, ad infinitum. I can't believe this was a serious idea.

ChiefThunderbutt (946) -- 08.21.2008

This is a terribly inhumane idea that treats dogs as second class citizens. I
have noticed that when dog shit and peanut butter are mixed they both stick to the roof of your mouth. How would Jim Posy like to go around all day with a dog turd stuck to his palate?

Perhaps little bowls of beer could be placed next to the turds to facilitate the swallowing process. I"m sure the dogs would be properly appreciative.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

prarie doggin (2334) -- 08.21.2008

I don't want to burst Mr. Posey's bubble, but the Reeses Peanut Butter Cup has already been invented.

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