Got this in email from Alexandra K:

"Dear Dave:

"You might enjoy www.plumbingworld.com It is a plumber's website, but has much more than that. If you go to 'D' you will find an item called 'The Doo-Doo Doodler'--a pen shaped and colored like a big, fat turd. And under 'T' you will find a 'Toilet Police' decal--to remind folks to put the seat down. And under 'H' there is a scholarly 'history of the toilet.' And, they may still have their joke page under 'H' for humor 'P' for Philosophy or 'J' for jokes."