Authorities raise stink over Amish outhouse (Ohio, of course)

Posted 09.10.2002 by Hershey Squirts
"An Amish couple said they will not compromise their religious beliefs and update an outhouse on their land, despite a judge's deadline.

"Dan and Lena Miller said they would rather go to jail than install a watertight, concrete tank under the new outhouse they built for their son, who lives with his wife on an adjacent farm. A Knox County judge ruled last week that they must make the $200 update by Sept. 16.

"'The outhouse is next to a stream, creating the health risk that human waste can leak into the area's water supply', Health Commissioner Dennis Murray said."
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
MSG (775) -- 08.18.2008

The human waste from one family using an outhouse is minimal compared to the poop from one cow. Say a person poops 6 to 8 ounces a day, maybe 120 to 150 pounds a year. It enters the outhouse one poop at a time, and there are soil organisms, worms, etc., that are constantly at work to break it down. Even for a family of 4 or 5, the input averages 2 to 3 pounds a day. Yes, that can outrun the breakdown process, but only by so much. Normally outhouses are cleaned out every few months, and the proceeds (!) spread or disposed of in some naturally fairly sanitary way. One outhouse on a few hundred acres is a minor detail compared to a herd of cattle or pigs.

prarie doggin (2530) -- 08.18.2008

The Amish poop?

Vanilla Dolphin (69) -- 08.18.2008

Regular poop is harmful. Amish poop, however, is quite the opposite. Before diffusing into the waterways, Amish poop helps raise a barn, sews a couple of quilts, and processes a few blocks of cheese as a way of giving back to the community that spawned it. Regular poop has no appreciation for such things.

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"...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta."
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prarie doggin (2530) -- 08.18.2008

You're right VD, and every Amish poop has one of those reflective triangles at the end.

Get 'er dung.

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