One square would be about enough to clean the shit from under your fingernails.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I'd settle for one sheet as long as it was the size of an aircraft carrier.

Although a one sheet rule seems ridiculous, I can understand how rules like this happen.

My mentally slow sister used to take toilet paper and wrap it around her hand until it looked like she was wearing a glove.

After a few toilet deluges, my mom put a limit on her TP usage as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL4vRiKYU48

One sheet wouldn't make a dent in what my ass has to offer...

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"...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta."
- ChiefThunderbutt

OK...
First off, how is the rationing to take place? No rolls in the can? Fill out a requisition form, (in triplicate!) to receive your square? Could an employee claim to need to poop every 15 minuets, in order so save up for when he really needs to? If this becomes a problem, will poop inspectors be needed? Will requisition forms kill more trees than needed to make the toilet paper? Perhaps the newly needed paper shufflers and poop inspectors are to lower the unemployment rate? The mind wobbles!

Perhaps the directive really meant 10 sheets are enough; used in groups of 4, 3, and 3, that number has proven adequate for me in most situations. One sheet--ridiculous.

I still would need at least 6 sheets on a single wipe. While 3 may get the job done, I like protection from the inevidible poke through. As far as one sheet goes, I'm ok as long as it's a canvas tarp (not that I have ever wiped with a canvas tarp mind you)

After reading this, I counted sheets for the first time. 12 all together. 4 sheets 3 times. 1 sheet would be an unsanitary, health hazard, especially considering the hand washing habits of most people.

Here's a thought... Use the requisition forms! And then fill them out with someone else's name.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Or just wipe with the form!