A guy who spent a long time in an airplane toilet prompted a security alert and full search of a Lufthansa plane. "It was quite amusing," Lufthansa spokesman Thomas Jachnow said. "He was on the toilet for quite some time. That was enough reason to alert the federal border police." The man went to the toilet after the plane landed in Berlin's Tegel airport. The border police detained the man once he had emerged and conducted a thorough search of the plane that did not produce anything unusual. What I want to know if why they didn't kick the toilet door down!