Shit-Filled Diaper Cushions Baby's Fall

Posted 09.30.2002 by Dakota
A shit-filled diaper saved the life of a 20-month-old baby boy after he fell 20ft from a window and landed on his butt in Germany. The baby had climbed onto the windowsill while alone in a room and leant against a window whose catch was open. Because Mom had not changed his diaper, he was provided with a soft landing. The diaper, which burst on the impact, had acted like a car airbag. Fortunately, no one was close to the scene of the fall.
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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 12.22.2007

wow, good thing the diaper was on.

Anonymous basterd (not verified) -- 12.31.2008

thats why I always wear one :)

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1117) -- 09.30.2009

That'd be a great ink blot test photo.
And what do you see here?
Shit?
Hmmm interesting, tell me about your mother.
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Deja Poo (999) -- 09.30.2009

All of those cartoons where they show the stork dropping babies with diaper parachutes got it all wrong. The nappies are supposed to be full of poop and they're supposed to bounce on impact, just like the Mars rover.

I suppose it was a good thing that the kid wasn't already house-broken ...er ... potty-trained.
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