Pirate Perfume Made of Goat Piss

Posted 10.04.2002 by Dakota
Police in Chile have caught a dealer who allegedly sold fake perfume made of goat piss. The 47-year-old guy is charged with creating a secret lab to maufacture fake perfumes. The perfume was sold all over Santiago by street vendors. Police said the suspect employed nine people to fake expensive perfumes such as Chanel No. 5 and Paloma Picasso. A chemical analysis of two perfume samples revealed that they were made with goat piss and vodka. The man now faces a prison sentence.
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DungDaddy (1370) -- 10.04.2007

I wonder how it smells. Who buys perfume before taking a whiff? Goat piss is innovative.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 10.04.2007

Yeah, why goat piss? I'm imagining the horror of the collection process.

Although... maybe he... rather enjoyed the... collection process... ?

I'm now imagining that there are some things that I simply don't want to know.

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