How the Superrich Crap

Posted 10.09.2002 by Dakota
Rich folks are just like you and me, except that they apparently crap in greater comfort. The October 14 issue of Time has an article entitled "Inside the New American Home." It's about folks with more money than brains who have bedrooms as big as entire houses. Not only that, but these folks also have to have special crappers. Apparently, toilet seat heaters are growing in popularity, as are "trendy stainless-steel" toilets. Check out the URL. Those remind me of the kind you used to see in movies about federal penitentiaries! One good point, from an environmental point of view, is that these crappers offer a choice of a light or heavy flush. I guess the only thing they don't come with is a butler asking: "Maam, will that be number 1 or number 2?"
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
The Shit Volcano (3737) -- 10.09.2007

The thing is, I wouldn't find a heated toilet seat a luxury. I find heated toilet seats disgusting. Plus, I can get one for free. Just get some fatass to plop down on your toilet and release an ass pile and, there you go!

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What if everyone farted at once?

healthy 1 (1423) -- 10.09.2007

Getting an ass warming, takes on a whole new meaning.

I find the stainless steel toilets a turnoff. Who in the heck wants a "jail style" toilet in their house.

I guess the old saying is true, some people have more money than brains.

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